Your own ship...

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 5:27 pm

Wish I put Avalon now 

You don't have to wish! You Can do Anything! including magic transporters and ships crewed or made by omnipotent beings... 

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 5:28 pm

As a matter of fact I change my ship to the U.S.S. SHADOWFAX. Its shaped like a white horse and or propelled by rainbows.

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 6:11 pm

So when you engage warp drive, rainbows come out of your white horses arse??? Oh My God!

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 6:14 pm

So when you engage warp drive, rainbows come out of your white horses arse??? Oh My God!

No no! at sub-light rainbows come out of his arse. At warp...it's lightning bolts!

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 6:17 pm

Your ship farts rainbows and lightning?

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 6:22 pm

Your ship farts rainbows and lightning?

Aye... the enemy runs in a fit of confusion and mild arousal.

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 6:26 pm

I'm sure that the Klingons would like that ship destroyed into a bloody pulp. I don't think even the Q would like that. I'm sure they'd replace it with the Heart of Gold from Hitchikers.

posted on December 3rd, 2009, 6:28 pm

I'm sure that the Klingons would like that ship destroyed into a bloody pulp. I don't think even the Q would like that. I'm sure they'd replace it with the Heart of Gold from Hitchikers.

haha. That made my day!

posted on December 4th, 2009, 1:35 am

I'm sure that the Klingons would like that ship destroyed into a bloody pulp. I don't think even the Q would like that. I'm sure they'd replace it with the Heart of Gold from Hitchikers.

They would prolly try to eat it. hmm

posted on December 4th, 2009, 1:55 am

The USS Hello Kitty.

I can see it: The klingons ripping their eyeballs, the Romulans going into a temper tantrum and the Cardassians thinking (rightfully) it's a trap.

The Borg would try to assimilate it and... Come to think of it, I refuse to think about Borgs and Hello Kitty put together.

posted on December 4th, 2009, 3:10 am

The USS Hello Kitty.

I can see it: The klingons ripping their eyeballs, the Romulans going into a temper tantrum and the Cardassians thinking (rightfully) it's a trap.

The Borg would try to assimilate it and... Come to think of it, I refuse to think about Borgs and Hello Kitty put together.

My god this thread is epic.

Now just to give you nightmares:

posted on December 4th, 2009, 3:47 am

posted on December 6th, 2009, 11:17 am

So far my dream ship is a modified warbird, sorry it's not starfleet and alot of things modified are found in the star wars universe.  Anyway it's my dream and not yours that's why it's different.

1)  I would be a romulan captain who can use the force and uses a modified bow with lightsaber arrows as a personal weapon.  However my force alignment would be neutral, being good/bad at times.

2)  My warbird would be refitted with fighter bays, similar to the trade federation ships in episode 1.(course I'm not sure how effective this would be, since I've seen "starwars vs startrek" on youtube)
note:  I would also be able to control specially designed fighters with a joystick from the bridge, for a realistic flight sim if I wanted lol.

3)  My crew would be droids and my boarding parties would be destroyer droids and lightsaber droids.

4)  Somewhere on board I would have a special machine that could make "zebra cakes"(a snackfood I got addicted to in high school) and "presto vanilla cookies"(a Philippine equivalent of the oreo that I'm enjoying now in college)

5)  To assist me at the bridge would be my group of friends from high school and delta squad from the game "republic commando".

6)  I'm not sure how this would be done, but my ship would be self sufficient, being able to produce it's own crew/fighters since their droids and also being able to repair itself like the borg.

Can't think of anything else, and want to stop typing now to continue playing fleetops =D

posted on December 7th, 2009, 8:26 pm

A unique Federation starship.

Offense - 0
Defense - 1
Systems - 2

Special - "Narcoleptic Symphony"
Once activated, all other ships and stations in the game (friend and foe alike) go into a permanent shutdown state. Since the Jiggolympic has no weapons, the game is automatically called a draw, regardless of how the game was progressing before activation.

posted on December 7th, 2009, 11:41 pm

USS Rottweiler
Intrepid Class
Offense 70
Defense 40
System 90

Crew:300 (all copies of Data)
Registry: 1337

Special ability is it transports laxative into the enemy's digestive system, guaranteed to disable all but the Klingons. Other special ability is it can unleash goodbye dog, to eat hello kitty-based ship technology through the use of high energy OM NOM NOM particles.