Ruin a Wish

posted on June 16th, 2011, 8:12 am

I wish I wasn't tired because i played FO all night.

Granted, now you are tired and have pneumonia because you went running in the freezing cold and rain all night.

I wish (again) that I didn't have to go to work.....(Myles, that P45 is actually looking pretty good....)

posted on June 16th, 2011, 1:23 pm

Granted but you lose the job because they sue you for all you have.(what job could be that bad?)

I wish I could walk on the moon in a space suit.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 1:51 pm

Make it so but now your space suit has a hole in it.

I wish for three more wishes

posted on June 16th, 2011, 4:24 pm

Granted but they're all literal or open for heavy interpretation.

I wish my wish didn't get ruined.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 4:28 pm

I wish my wish didn't get ruined.

granted, this wish (to not have itself ruined) is granted. it accomplishes nothing though, which in effect ruins it. so logically your wish is impossible.

i wish it wasnt so damn hot

posted on June 16th, 2011, 4:39 pm

granted snow is coming

i wish my dad is not so big pain in the ass >:(

posted on June 16th, 2011, 4:42 pm

Granted: now he's a pain in the spleen.

I wish this thread would die 

posted on June 16th, 2011, 4:53 pm

granted snow is coming

i wish my dad is not so big pain in the ass >:(

i love snow, so yes please

Granted: now he's a pain in the spleen.

I wish this thread would die 

you posted here, so you justify and participate in the shameless spam

granted, but 3 more start (and u cant log in to lock them)

i wish i had 20 more minutes instead of 5 more before the hour.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 5:22 pm

i wish i had 20 more minutes instead of 5 more before the hour.

Granted, Q comes in and makes everything inconsistent

I wish I served aboard the USS Enterprise.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 5:30 pm

granted but on enterprise C

i wish they make new star trek series soon and to make terran empire timeline

posted on June 16th, 2011, 5:33 pm

Granted, but it's the version of the Terrans Kirk screwed-up after meeting him.

I wish Lady Q lost the ability to speak.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 6:34 pm

I wish Lady Q lost the ability to speak.

Granted, but now she uses telepathy instead so her voice is right inside your head....ALL the time....

I wish bitchy coworkers would sod off  >:(

posted on June 16th, 2011, 7:00 pm

I wish bitchy coworkers would sod off  >:(

granted, But one goes postal and shoots you before he does

I wish FO had an adaptive Ai

posted on June 16th, 2011, 7:06 pm

Granted but you can never win

I wish Crisis would stop playing Borg and try a new race.

posted on June 18th, 2011, 5:24 pm

Granted, you play as an amoeba

I wish that L.A. Noire was available for the PC