Ruin a Wish

posted on June 11th, 2011, 8:33 pm

I wish i could model and texture

Granted, but you cannot script or animate

I wish I had a real working phaser

posted on June 11th, 2011, 8:41 pm

Granted, but you cannot script or animate

Can't do that anyway

and granted, but it would overload when you tried to use it,

i wish i could teleport

posted on June 11th, 2011, 10:43 pm

Granted. first destination, inside a brick wall.

I wish MVS C++ 2005 would download faster so i could try to reverse engineer the legacy mission editor soon and make evil missions for Armada 2.

posted on June 12th, 2011, 1:45 am

Granted, but now you have no creative drive and your newfound skills go unused.

i wish i had my creative drive back

posted on June 12th, 2011, 1:50 am

granted but now MVS C++ 2005 is taking forever to download

posted on June 12th, 2011, 9:39 pm

i wish i had my creative drive back

Granted, but you lose all the means of creation, so you are left with only ideas and no way for them to be realized.

I wish that these damned kids on mai lawnz would goez awai.

posted on June 12th, 2011, 11:19 pm

I wish that these damned kids on mai lawnz would goez awai.

Granted, but the police come,

I wish i wasn't still stuck in a brick wall

posted on June 12th, 2011, 11:23 pm

Granted, but you are stuck in a cement wall.
I wish my copy of portal 2 comes soon.

posted on June 12th, 2011, 11:26 pm

Granted, but it has the wrong game installer.

I wish I had a fully functional Tricorder.

posted on June 12th, 2011, 11:31 pm

I wish I had a fully functional Tricorder.

Granted, but the entire universe is now made out of material that blocks tricorder scans.

I wish that I had a Charizard (and that it did as I told it)

posted on June 13th, 2011, 2:17 am

Granted but its a pokemon trading card.

I wish I had a fully functional portal gun.

posted on June 13th, 2011, 9:53 am

I wish I had a fully functional portal gun.

granted but this happens:
Youtube link

you're the guy with the portal gun.

i wish my new laptop cooling pad arrives soon.

posted on June 13th, 2011, 11:14 am

i wish my new laptop cooling pad arrives soon.

Granted but the delivery men are thieves and take your laptop.

I wish I had a new car.

posted on June 13th, 2011, 1:39 pm

Granted but its a pokemon trading card.

I wish I had a fully functional portal gun.

I personally would love a 1st gen Charizard 1st Edition holographic I could finally copmlete my collection.

In fact, that's my wish.

Granted but the delivery men are thieves and take your laptop.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted but it's an Alledged Car.

posted on June 13th, 2011, 1:51 pm

Granted but someone scribled all over it with perminent marker and bent it in half.

I wish that I was faster when writing.