Ruin a Wish

posted on June 15th, 2011, 9:21 am

I wish i have more time for this

Granted but now you have no time for anything else


I wish I didn't have to go to work today....

posted on June 15th, 2011, 11:17 am

I wish I didn't have to go to work today....

granted, go get your p45, you're fired.

i wish i had a nice bowl of pasta.

posted on June 15th, 2011, 11:23 am

granted bowl is relay nice but pasta is a bit green 

i wish new patch is ready soon

posted on June 15th, 2011, 11:34 am

i wish new patch is ready soon

granted, new patch for adobe acrobat is ready.

i wish i wasnt so tired

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posted on June 15th, 2011, 12:03 pm

Last edited by _Zap_ on June 15th, 2011, 1:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Granted, you had a long, refreshing sleep. Now you're too late for work. But you were sleepwalking and applied (and approved) for a job as toilet cleaner.

I wish there were some more people online to play FO now. (Edit: They did. stomp me.)

posted on June 15th, 2011, 12:13 pm

Granted, you had a long, refreshing sleep. Now you're too late for work.

I wish there were some more people online to play FO now.

granted, but they all have hax and cheat and stomp u.

i wish my laptop wasnt so hot.

btw i cant be late for work, no job

[_Zap_]

posted on June 15th, 2011, 1:40 pm

Last edited by _Zap_ on June 15th, 2011, 1:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.

and granted, your laptop is not hot anymore. But the same applies for your girlfriend. (assuming you have one? )

I'm hungry. I wish myself non-rotten, edible, good-smelling food I like on my desk right now.

posted on June 15th, 2011, 3:15 pm

and granted, your laptop is not hot anymore. But the same applies for your girlfriend. (assuming you have one? )

I'm hungry. I wish myself non-rotten, edible, good-smelling food I like on my desk right now.

lol nope, so no backfire

your wish is granted, you now own a desk in moscow, this is the desk on which u can find your food. enjoy

i wish the huge fly in my room has left now.

posted on June 15th, 2011, 6:00 pm

Granted but a swarm of mosquitos comes to take its place.

I wish that either Mass Effect 3, The Elder Scrolls Skyrim, or Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm was out now so i could play em.

posted on June 15th, 2011, 6:17 pm

Granted but a swarm of mosquitos comes to take its place.

I wish that either Mass Effect 3, The Elder Scrolls Skyrim, or Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm was out now so i could play em.

Granted but they won't be realeased for your OS ever.

I wish I had a better computer.

posted on June 15th, 2011, 11:00 pm

now you have, but you had to sell your mouse, speakers, headphones, monitors and keyboard in order to afford it.

i wish that whole school thingy wasnt so useless and bureaucratic (did i copypaste it right? xD)

posted on June 16th, 2011, 12:45 am

i wish that whole school thingy wasnt so useless and bureaucratic (did i copypaste it right? xD)

Granted, but now its a dictatorship, and brutal and unforgiving

i wish i knew every counter in FO

posted on June 16th, 2011, 1:51 am

Granted, but now its a dictatorship, and brutal and unforgiving

i wish i knew every counter in FO

Granted, but now the counters have been removed.

I wish I played romulans 100% perfectly.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 3:15 am

Granted, but now the counters have been removed.

I wish I played romulans 100% perfectly.

Granted, but a new patch is coming out reducing all of their ships stats significantly making them the easiest opponent to beat.

I wish I had city water instead of a well.

posted on June 16th, 2011, 8:09 am

granted, water from the streets of the citys is streaming towards you.

I wish I wasn't tired because i played FO all night.