Ruin a Wish

posted on July 15th, 2011, 8:25 pm

Granted, except you 'motivate' like the insane wrestler, Warrior.

I wish I had infinate pancakes.

Granted, now you have an infinitely expanded waistline.

I wish my computer had more RAM of the correct type, completely free of bugs and errors, fully usable without ruining my computer, and completely factory perfect.

posted on July 15th, 2011, 9:35 pm

Granted but you lose your hands and cant use the computer, even though it works perfectly.

I wish It never got above 80[sup]0[/sup] or below 55[sup]o[/sup] where I live(Fahrenheit to be clear )

posted on July 16th, 2011, 1:43 am

Granted but you lose your hands and cant use the computer, even though it works perfectly.

I wish It never got above 80[sup]0[/sup] or below 55[sup]o[/sup] where I live(Fahrenheit to be clear )

Granted, now the humidity is constantly 100 percent.

I wish I was a redshirt (ha you can only make that one better )

[Ensign Expendable]

posted on July 16th, 2011, 2:26 am

Last edited by Ensign Expendable on July 16th, 2011, 2:28 am, edited 1 time in total.

Granted, now the humidity is constantly 100 percent.

I wish I was a redshirt (ha you can only make that one better )

Granted, but you now work for an Arby's franchise for the rest of your life ( red is now the only color we get ).

i wish my boss to transferred to another store.

posted on July 16th, 2011, 2:46 am

Granted, now the humidity is constantly 100 percent.

I wish I was a redshirt (ha you can only make that one better )

I can live with that. And watch, its all to easy to ruin any wish.

Granted, but you now work for an Arby's franchise for the rest of your life ( red is now the only color we get ).

i wish my boss to transferred to another store.

Granted, but your entire family dies.   See?  Its too easy.

I wish for world peace and no sickness or deth.   Now you try!

posted on July 16th, 2011, 4:42 am

I wish for world peace and no sickness or deth.   Now you try!

Granted, But at the cost of losing the last fleeting chance you have at beating me at FO

I wish the people that drive here wern't so stupid.................

posted on July 16th, 2011, 5:56 am

Granted, But at the cost of losing the last fleeting chance you have at beating me at FO

You guys really stink at this.  World peace at the cost pf me losing FO?

I wish the people that drive here wern't so stupid.................

Don't we all?

posted on July 16th, 2011, 12:33 pm

You guys really stink at this.  World peace at the cost pf me losing FO?
Don't we all?

You wouldn't lose, just out of principle.  Not because you don't wish for world peace, just because you refuse to lose.  People are stupid everywhere you go, and we really do wish we were all a little smarter.

Anywho...

Granted, now you get to teach them.

I wish Activision would release the source code to A2.

posted on July 18th, 2011, 12:01 pm

I"m not ruining that one.

posted on July 20th, 2011, 4:53 am

I wish Activision would release the source code to A2.

I'll ruin it

Granted, but its infected with a horrible virus, no one can read it, and its self aware and views humans as a threat.

See, that wasn't so hard

i wish i could ruin wishes better........

posted on July 20th, 2011, 9:32 pm

I'll ruin it

Granted, but its infected with a horrible virus, no one can read it, and its self aware and views humans as a threat.

See, that wasn't so hard

i wish i could ruin wishes better........

Granted, but now you are the one chosen to fix the source.

I wish my girlfriend was ugly.

Edit:  I forgot to make a wish

posted on July 20th, 2011, 9:38 pm

you cant wish for things that are already true.

posted on July 20th, 2011, 9:53 pm

I wish my girlfriend was ugly.

Granted, but nows shes a 56 year old pms nagger that never lets you sleep
(i really don't mean anything personal by that, sorry)

I wish people didn't hate and actualy said somthing constructive.

posted on July 20th, 2011, 10:19 pm

Granted, but nows shes a 56 year old pms nagger that never lets you sleep
(i really don't mean anything personal by that, sorry)

I wish people didn't hate and actualy said somthing constructive.

Granted, now everyone's a wuss who can't take constructive criticism.

I wish I had a gun that went PEWPEWPEW. It doesn't have to be powerful or anything, it just has to be light (weight-wise) and look really cool. Cool like bowties.

posted on July 20th, 2011, 10:45 pm

I wish I had a gun that went PEWPEWPEW. It doesn't have to be powerful or anything, it just has to be light (weight-wise) and look really cool. Cool like bowties.

Granted, but its a top-secret prototype, and you have the armys of 6 countrys chasing after it, trying to kill you.

I wish i had the DMR from halo reach, i mean, who wouldn't