Ruin a Wish

posted on June 13th, 2011, 1:52 pm

Granted, but now you're slow at reading.

I wish I wasnt bored

posted on June 13th, 2011, 1:54 pm

Granted, but now you have to sharpen pencils for the rest of your life.

I wish the borg were real

posted on June 13th, 2011, 1:56 pm

Granted but you are now being hunted by the borg for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could read faster but still keep my writing skill.

posted on June 13th, 2011, 1:59 pm

Granted but you are now being hunted by the borg for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could read faster but still keep my writing skill.

Granted but you now have nothing to write with.

I wish I had a better job 

posted on June 14th, 2011, 4:01 pm

Granted but you get almost no pay.

I wish that I do not have to go to college to get a good well paying job.

posted on June 14th, 2011, 5:06 pm

Granted, now there are no good paying jobs

I wish that Trump would win the election

posted on June 14th, 2011, 5:14 pm

I wish that Trump would win the election

Granted

I wish I knew how to build a phaser

posted on June 14th, 2011, 5:39 pm

Granted, but you don't have enough Dilithium

I wish my laptop came back tomorrow, fully functional

posted on June 14th, 2011, 5:44 pm

I wish my laptop came back tomorrow, fully functional

granted, but they installed a french only version of windoze.

i wish my laptop cooling pad had a more powerful fan.

posted on June 14th, 2011, 5:55 pm

i wish my laptop cooling pad had a more powerful fan.

Granted, but it spins out of control and destroys your house.

I wish the Asgard were real 

posted on June 14th, 2011, 5:57 pm

Granted, but they are the mirror version.

I wish I had the real Hammer of Thor.

posted on June 14th, 2011, 6:27 pm

Granted but you can't lift it.

I wish I had some tasty cake.

posted on June 14th, 2011, 6:57 pm

I wish I had some tasty cake.

Granted, but the Cake is a Lie

I wish I had some combustible lemons

posted on June 15th, 2011, 2:16 am

I wish I had some combustible lemons

Granted, but you accendentaly make yourself lemmonade with them,

I wish i was the CEO of some major electronics corporation

posted on June 15th, 2011, 5:19 am

granted but you got fired

I wish i have more time for this