Ruin a Wish

posted on August 12th, 2011, 1:38 pm

Granted, you get food poisoning and die.

I wish that every wish from now on will follow itself to the spirit and will of the wisher.

posted on August 23rd, 2011, 3:38 am

I wish that every wish from now on will follow itself to the spirit and will of the wisher.

Granted, but all wishers now become just as evil and sadistic as the people who ruin the wishes

i wish dom didn't kill my necro-ed threads

posted on August 27th, 2011, 3:08 am

i wish dom didn't kill my necro-ed threads

Granted: But now boards only allow ten pages of posts, and auto delete threads that move past page 10, and threads cease to be bumped once they get 200 replies.

I wish all trek fan sites would always refer to J.J.Abrams as Jar Jar Abrams and wordfilter his name to Jar Jar Abrams on their fourms (when they have a fourm)

posted on September 11th, 2011, 7:50 pm

I wish all trek fan sites would always refer to J.J.Abrams as Jar Jar Abrams and wordfilter his name to Jar Jar Abrams on their fourms (when they have a fourm)

Granted, but it turns out he was the first in a line of Gungans to come in and ruin every good movie ever made.

I wish I had my own tv show

posted on September 11th, 2011, 8:17 pm

Granted: But it gets cancelled after season 1 episode 2

I wish the new Fleetops patch would come out tomorrow! 

posted on September 11th, 2011, 9:24 pm

Granted, but you only get the splash screen change.

I wish jar jar binks was in the next star trek film.

posted on September 12th, 2011, 12:21 am

Granted, but you only get the splash screen change.

I wish jar jar binks was in the next star trek film.

Granted, But then you shrivel up and die horribly, just becuz i hate him.

I wish Jar Jar Stinks would get ousted from star wars cannon

posted on September 12th, 2011, 1:58 am

I wish Jar Jar Stinks would get ousted from star wars cannon

Granted (I am not going to ruin this one)

I wish the next Enterprise looks more like the one from the original series.  (Possibly like this one: [img height=400]http://www.madshipyard.com/images/Ships/MadUniverse/ConstOrthos_1680.jpg[/img])

posted on September 12th, 2011, 2:05 am

That looks cool.  I approve.

posted on September 16th, 2011, 10:25 pm

Granted (I am not going to ruin this one)

Yeah, I think this is one noone can argue about...

I wish the next Enterprise looks more like the one from the original series.  (Possibly like this one: [img height=400]http://www.madshipyard.com/images/Ships/MadUniverse/ConstOrthos_1680.jpg[/img])

Granted, but trekies everywhere mock you for not just using the CGI Enterprise from the remasterd TOS instead.

I wish that we would once again get GOOD trek games with live action cinematics (youtube video example from the 90s provided)

[robin1983]

posted on September 28th, 2011, 12:19 pm

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granted but it is only available for the Atari Jaguar

I wish the borg Queen to be a lesbian

posted on September 28th, 2011, 2:40 pm

Granted, but she dies before her first appearance

I wish we could finally play Iconians

posted on September 28th, 2011, 5:07 pm

Granted, but they are so underpowered and gimped that they are barely playable

I wish that Tok'ra is a Q

posted on September 28th, 2011, 6:02 pm

I will not grant that wish.   What is wrong with you. :fish:

I wish Jar Jar Stinks would get ousted from star wars cannon

Granted, but instead, Jar Jar Binks gets ousted from canon.

posted on September 28th, 2011, 6:17 pm

I wish that Tok'ra is a Q

Granted, but he misuses power and ges ousted from the contnuim, to be hunted by all the creatures he mistreated, who are all now Q's aswell.

I wish Zaxxon wouldn't correct post that were intentionaly misspelled