Ruin a Wish

posted on July 20th, 2011, 11:37 pm

I wish i had the DMR from halo reach, i mean, who wouldn't

granted, you volunteered for the unsc marines, enjoy your life expectancy. remember, you die so important main characters dont have to.

i wish i wasnt so hungry.

posted on July 21st, 2011, 12:35 am

granted, you volunteered for the unsc marines, enjoy your life expectancy. remember, you die so important main characters dont have to.

i wish i wasnt so hungry.

Granted, you now have to watch 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish I was 18.

posted on July 21st, 2011, 6:07 pm

you cant wish for things that are already true.

Damn.  I guess I'm outta the game :-P

I think the last message said something about wishing they were 18... I'm not even going to touch that.  Way too easy.

posted on July 21st, 2011, 9:26 pm

Granted, you now have to watch 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish I was 18.

Granted....but now you are MegaGIRL3321, really really really fat, acne covered face and arms, and all you have in your closet are tank tops that are too small for you and "skinny jeans" to show off your obese girlish figure!  BAM!

I wish that last wish wasn't ruin so bad!

posted on July 21st, 2011, 9:38 pm

I wish that last wish wasn't ruin so bad!

Granted but now thats you as well.

I wish I wasn't teaching tonight.

posted on July 21st, 2011, 10:03 pm

Granted but now thats you as well.

I wish I wasn't teaching tonight.

Granted, but your a student and that fat girl is you as well.

I wish i wasn't addicted tol this thread

posted on July 21st, 2011, 10:18 pm

I wish i wasn't addicted tol this thread

Granted, now your addicted to really fat girls that wear skinny jeans and have acne.

I wish I for someone to save this before it gets worse 

posted on July 26th, 2011, 8:02 pm

Granted, but it'll only get a page before going to hell again.

I wish there was a canon film where the Enterprise-D utterly murders a Star Destroyer.

posted on July 26th, 2011, 8:06 pm

Granted, but it'll only get a page before going to hell again.

I wish there was a canon film where the Enterprise-D utterly murders a Star Destroyer.

granted but a tie fighter destroys it immediately afterwards.

i wish my monitor was delivered sooner.

posted on July 26th, 2011, 8:45 pm

i wish my monitor was delivered sooner.

Granted, but it is in pieces and you have to wait 3 months for the replacement because the company has so much delivery on to do that you'll have to wait.

I wish this thread would get locked.

posted on July 26th, 2011, 8:49 pm

Oooh, oooh, can I grant that, pleaaaaaase? 

posted on July 26th, 2011, 8:51 pm

Oooh, oooh, can I grant that, pleaaaaaase? 

technically yes, but your wish could only be fulfilled/ruined by other mods so you wouldnt have many lulz anymore, please dont take away the lulz 

posted on July 28th, 2011, 6:11 pm

Granted, but it is in pieces and you have to wait 3 months for the replacement because the company has so much delivery on to do that you'll have to wait.

I wish this thread would get locked.

Granted, dom locks it.

Oooh, oooh, can I grant that, pleaaaaaase? 

Granted, now the Fleetops website gets DDoS'd by 4chan for spoiling lulz.                                               

posted on July 28th, 2011, 9:16 pm

I wish my thread stays on life support for as long as possible 

posted on July 28th, 2011, 11:32 pm

I wish my thread stays on life support for as long as possible 

Granted, now all the old posts on the forum are getting threadnomancied back into existence, causing existential amounts of headaches for the moderators.

I wish I could think of wishes as well as I can think of ruining wishes.