Making fun of Star Wars

posted on February 19th, 2009, 7:21 pm

We all know Star Trek >>> Star Wars so how about we include this little piece of data as some map units.

Imperial Star Destroyer and the Death Star. Both ridiculously weak off course 

posted on February 19th, 2009, 7:54 pm

Sounds good, I'd certainly have a great laugh at Star Wars' expense.

posted on February 19th, 2009, 7:58 pm

  As map object, of course. I'm all for it. 

posted on February 19th, 2009, 9:46 pm

Have seen this a few times in other games, however the other way arround.

Would love to see that! 

posted on February 19th, 2009, 11:07 pm

aye some have already spotted the Descent fununit (well its just a model so far) and we will have more non-trek fun units in future versions, but main content comes first

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posted on February 20th, 2009, 4:41 am

Last edited by Anonymous on February 20th, 2009, 4:43 am, edited 1 time in total.

let's get the prometheus map unit, and the scimitar map unit and then if time permits star destroyers.

ps: star wars tech would wipe the floor with the alpha quadrant.
death stars, eclipses and star destroyers... the fed fleet doesnt stand a chance.   :innocent:

Now the borg - that's another story 

posted on February 20th, 2009, 5:06 am

stupid assimilated stormtroopers. ooo borg jedi

posted on February 20th, 2009, 5:07 am

You forgot a very important piece of the Star Wars armory Serpicus.... the Shwartz... I mean the Force.  :blush:

posted on February 20th, 2009, 5:35 am

spaceballs! And u deserve their salute  <--closest icon to it 

posted on February 20th, 2009, 12:33 pm

let's get the prometheus map unit, and the scimitar map unit and then if time permits star destroyers.

ps: star wars tech would wipe the floor with the alpha quadrant.
death stars, eclipses and star destroyers... the fed fleet doesnt stand a chance.   :innocent:

Now the borg - that's another story 

No it would not.

Federation tech is vast superior to anything Star Wars has to offer.

Remember the Voyager Episode with Omega? A small bomb is enough to vapourize an entire moon. And this thing was built an a small ship like Voyager. No need for death stars :-P

There are many more things.

posted on February 20th, 2009, 12:53 pm

And Garak was going to eliminate the founders just by firing a few quantum torpedos. I think it's easy to forget how powerful Star Trek technology is supposed to be, since the ships are small compared with Star Wars, but size isn't everything. You know what they say: small guy, large p-p-p-personality.

posted on February 20th, 2009, 2:27 pm

I've seen a site that claims Star Wars has neutronium in their ship hulls. Star Wars 'Neutronium' has no similarity to the actual stuff (unlike Trek).

What's faster; Warp or Hyperdrive? I've seen people claming both.

posted on February 20th, 2009, 2:33 pm

Warp drive. I am also an avid Wars fan, if only to be able to claim that I know more about Star Wars then most people. In Episode 4, Han Solo said that the Mellenium Falcon was the fastest ship in the galaxy, doing point five past light speed. In Trek, Starfleet Vessels can do somewhere around 7 hundred thousand times light speed, although they each have there merits. Like, Hyperdrive makes you invincible and does not damage space, while Warp Drive is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery fast. Now do you see?

posted on February 20th, 2009, 2:38 pm

new special ability turns all your crew into stormtroopers; Then you can board and destroy that ship with a bunch of care bears.

posted on February 20th, 2009, 2:44 pm

No a Death Star ability: Death Beam. Does -100% damage, costs 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tritanium, and turns all enemy vessels into Love Care Bear forever!!!