Hilarious Bush Quotes

posted on February 1st, 2005, 4:13 am

in one of his recent speeches, and i quote:



in the recent middle east election, i cant belive the people were so exited over an
erection*

(*ment as election)


Your working hard to put food on your family




that is all i remember for now....

[ewm90]

posted on February 1st, 2005, 5:53 am

Last edited by ewm90 on February 1st, 2005, 6:04 am, edited 1 time in total.

o bush duss not know english he speeks bush its like english but closer to ebonics.

some trlanlaters that mite help.

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

http://www.atlantaga.com/redneck.htm

posted on February 1st, 2005, 5:06 pm

Apparently, Bush is not dumb. He's BEYOND DUMB! I can't believe that we have a total retard as our president. Apparently, our country is full of retarded people.

posted on February 1st, 2005, 5:16 pm

the pepal how vote for bush are not dumn thay are unegicated. its a wast the placers that priomarly vote for bush have lowe IQs and pore scools. but thay are not dumn thay just dont have all the facts on the most part.

and as for bush he is BEYOND DUMB. but the pepal teling him what to do are not you got the evagelicas reliler exstremists spetiol intrests and his advisers. and he seems to lison to tham all equlay its sad.

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 9:22 am

try this

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posted on February 3rd, 2005, 12:29 pm

Welcome to the forums, walkerboh. That was KICK @$$!! Apparently, Bush is trying to assimilate all people, American and non-American, into his collective which is one of stupidity, immaturity, and ignorance. I'd rather be hunted down and have my carcass mutilated by the Jem'hadar than be assimilated by that idiot.

[ewm90]

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 2:13 pm

Last edited by ewm90 on February 3rd, 2005, 3:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.

ya i love that picher i used to use it in my profile in the past. its a realy neet.



a nuther word bush has trubal with is "nukler" he needs to work on that one.

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 4:58 pm

yeah so do you ...

[Anonymous]

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 5:10 pm

Last edited by Anonymous on February 3rd, 2005, 5:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Hey there! Be nice to him. Don't blame him for his use of spelling. I suppose Bush didn't even graduate from kindergarten or grade school. By the way, kindergarten is stupid and should be illegal because it encourages kids to be rude and mean to other kids especially later on in life. For instance, kids make fun of other kids for not taking baths because kindergarten teachers treat the dirty kids like $#!@ (no pun intended). If you don't want to take a bath, that's your right! I suppose Bush must have had a lousy childhood being in Special ED. Ha! Ha! That explains why he didn't pass the first grade!!! Ha! Ha!

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 6:38 pm

-NieKnight
for that i cam gona call you a repulican!!!

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 7:06 pm

well whop de do.

posted on February 3rd, 2005, 7:22 pm

geting back on subject is scry haw a person how cant evin speek the local lagwig can become presadent its scary.

posted on February 4th, 2005, 4:40 am

NATURAL GAS IS HEMISPHERIC. I LIKE TO CALL IT HEMISPHERIC IN NATURE BECAUSE IT IS A PRODUCT THAT WE CAN FIND IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS."

I WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE QUESTIONER. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO ASK THE QUESTIONERS THE QUESTION THEY'VE BEEN QUESTIONING.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT AMERICA IS EVERYBODY SHOULD VOTE

"THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME."

THEY WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF FEDERAL PROGRAM."

"THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THE SYSTEM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE LIKE ME

"ACTUALLY, I...THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE WEST TEXAN TO YOU, BUT I LIKE IT. WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT...WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, AND WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, ALL OF US ARE TALKING ABOUT ME."

Africa is a nation with terrible disease.

I think we agree, the past is over.

It's clearly a budget, it gots alot of numbers in it.

"I WAS RAISED IN THE WEST. THE WEST OF TEXAS. IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO CALIFORNIA. IN MORE WAYS THAN WASHINGTON, D.C., IS CLOSE TO CALIFORNIA."

I understand small business growth, I was one.

"IF YOU'RE SICK AND TIRED OF THE POLITICS OF CYNICISM AND POLLS AND PRINCIPLES, COME AND JOIN THIS CAMPAIGN."

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T MEASURE IF YOU HAVE A SYSTEM THAT SIMPLY SUCKLES KIDS THROUGH?"

WE OUGHT TO MAKE THE PIE HIGHER."

"I THINK WE NEED NOT ONLY TO ELIMINATE THE TOLLBOOTH TO THE MIDDLE CLASS, I THINK WE SHOULD KNOCK DOWN THE TOLLBOOTH."

"THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IS NOT TO BE GOVERNOR, OR FIRST LADY IN MY CASE."

"WILL THE HIGHWAYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME MORE FEW?"

"WE MUST ALL HEAR THE UNIVERSAL CALL TO LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR JUST LIKE YOU LIKE TO BE LIKED YOURSELF."

"RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED: IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?"

"THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS, HOW MANY HANDS HAVE I SHAKED?"

"I DON'T REMEMBER DEBATES. I DON'T THINK WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME DEBATING IT.. MAYBE WE DID, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER."

"THERE'S NO QUESTION THAT THE MINUTE I GOT ELECTED, THE STORM CLOUDS ON THE HORIZON WERE GETTING NEARLY DIRECTLY OVERHEAD."

"FOR EVERY FATAL SHOOTING, THERE WERE ROUGHLY THREE NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS. AND, FOLKS, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE IN AMERICA. IT'S JUST UNACCEPTABLE. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT."

"I'VE COINED NEW WORDS, LIKE, MISUNDERSTANDING AND HISPANICALLY."

"YOU TEACH A CHILD TO READ, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

IN MY SENTENCES I GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

WE MUST ALL HEAR THE UNIVERSAL CALL TO LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR JUST LIKE YOU LIKE TO BE LIKED YOURSELF.


these have all been said

posted on February 4th, 2005, 5:22 am

that prity funny stuff thanks bob

posted on February 4th, 2005, 5:23 am

Ironic, isn't it, that Bush was born in Connecticut, and he calls himself a Southerner? Also, Texas is not part of the South anymore, huh. It's more like its own country. Here's what the South really consists of: nothing! The Confederacy was wiped out by carpetbaggers who turned the South into the new home of the Republican party while the West and the North are now under the majority hand of the Democrats.