Favorite quotes from the TV series

posted on March 24th, 2010, 5:15 pm

Picard (Chain of Command Part 2): THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!

OMG ROFL!!!  I totally forgot about that one!  lol. 

IMO Garak's interactions with almost anyone were some of the best comic relief out of all the series.  Some of my favorite are;

Bashir: I can't believe you're not pressing charges.
Garak: Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed a similar concern, but really doctor, there was no harm done.
Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavical.
Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny.
Garak: I'm serious, doctor! Thanks to your administrations I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.


Garak: Really doctor, must we always play this game? I'm no more a spy than you are a...
Bashir: ...a doctor.
Garak: I'm afraid you really do allow your imagination to run away with you.


Garak: I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences.


Bashir: Assuming you're not a spy...
Garak: Assuming...
Bashir: ...then maybe you're an outcast.
Garak: Or maybe I'm an outcast spy.
Bashir: How could you be both?
Garak: I never said I was either.


The list goes on and on!!!

posted on March 24th, 2010, 6:04 pm

He was really the funniest character from DS9 maybe my favorite.

posted on March 25th, 2010, 2:50 am

Yeah, Garak was great. Nothing he says is entirely trustworthy, especially the truth.

posted on March 28th, 2010, 1:21 am

EMH - Its like peeling an onion.

posted on March 28th, 2010, 1:57 am

"In the old days, operations officers wore red. Command officers wore gold-"

"...and women wore less."

"I think I'm going to like history..."


- Sisko, Dax, and Bashir

posted on March 31st, 2010, 2:12 pm

Computer: "Re-re-re-red Alert!"
Scotty: "I just fixed that damn thing!"


McCoy: Medical men are trained in logic.
Spock: Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error.

Malcom Reed: They have two settings: stun and kill... It'd be best not to confuse them.

B'Elanna Torres: How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?
Seven of Nine: There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who does not know when you're having intimate relations.

Tom Paris: When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get nervous.