Favorite quotes from the TV series

posted on March 17th, 2010, 8:45 am

I thought this be fun since I started one on the other thread. What is your favorite quotes from any of the episodes of the tv series? I have many favorites, but I'll list few start with:

Spock: I'm going back to my station

McCoy:You are at your station

Kirk: Dr.McCoy I belive you are enjoying this

Spock: I never seen him so happy

McCoy:Shut up (then turns to Kirk) Shhh shh.

Spock & Kirk look back at McCoy, but niether say a word, while McCoy smiles

McCoy:What you know, I finally got the last word!

posted on March 17th, 2010, 3:39 pm

Mine that come to mind:

• "I am NOT a Merry man!" - Worf, TNG
• "Can anyone remember when we used to be explorers?" - Picard, Insurrection
• "And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about..." - Data to Worf, Insurrection
  
• "Tough little ship." "Little?" - Riker and Worf, First Contact
• "Don't tell me... Tuesday." - Kirk, Generations
• "Oh... shit!" - Data, Generations

posted on March 17th, 2010, 3:50 pm

I particularly like my signature. One of the lines from one of the best TNG episodes ever, (Conspiracy).

posted on March 17th, 2010, 3:53 pm

Janeway: "I want you off my ship!!!!  :badgrin:" <-- to pretty much any non-crew who come aboard

Seven: "Chance is irrelevant - we will succeed"
Doctor: "A vote of Borg confidence, who could argue with that?"

Species 8472: "Your galaxy will be purged"

Doctor: "Stop breathing down my neck!"
EMH-2: "My breathing is merely a simulation"
Doctor: "So is my neck, stop it anyway!"

[ElimGarak]

posted on March 17th, 2010, 5:40 pm

Last edited by ElimGarak on March 17th, 2010, 5:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Of Course Garak!

Garak: "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."

GARAK: Or am I wrong? Tell me, is there one person in this universe that you care about? One person that is more to you than just an interesting puzzle to be solved. Is there, Odo... anyone?
ODO: If there were, I certainly wouldn't tell you...
GARAK: And that... would be a wise decision.

"But the point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth."
"Are you sure that's the point, doctor?"
"Of course, what else could it be?"
"That you should never tell the same lie twice..."

    - Julian Bashir and Elim Garak, on the lesson of The Boy Who Cried Wolf

all from Improbable Cause DS9 3x20

and at the End in "The Die ist Cast"  DS9 3x21
standing in his destroyed shop:

Garak: "Do you know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor."

posted on March 17th, 2010, 5:44 pm

EMH "Beee-beee-beep Bee-Bee-Beep? I never heard that one before..."

Garak to Martok/Worf "I wouldn't want a Cardassian to ruin your gloirious song of yours..."

Founder "If the cloning facilities were operational I'd eliminate this Weyoun immediately..."

Kevan "I hate ferengi........" (and falls down dead)

posted on March 18th, 2010, 2:44 pm

I quite a lot of trek... but there's one I use more than any other... any time anyone talks about robots, AI, cyborgs, prosthetics, etc...

Data: [...]fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques[...]

yeah, I know, it's gratuitous and salacious, that's what makes it so fun!

posted on March 18th, 2010, 2:56 pm

*Facepalm* i have to say, that is one of the grossest scenes on all Trek History.

posted on March 18th, 2010, 5:30 pm

*Facepalm* i have to say, that is one of the grossest scenes on all Trek History.

it's just two adults preparing to get it on Now the exploding torso and swallowing parasites and eating live meal worms in the head-crab episode... ~THAT'S~ gross.

posted on March 18th, 2010, 5:32 pm

I've seen worse at a Klingon birthday.

posted on March 18th, 2010, 5:44 pm

and back on topic

Kirk: "And somebody... close that door." (Trouble with Tribbles)

Obrien: "Those are Klingons?!"
Worf: "We do not talk about it." (Trials and Tribleations)

Worf: "There was a little ship... and it took a little trip"

posted on March 20th, 2010, 11:07 am

Picard (First Contact): Nooooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Picard (Chain of Command Part 2): THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!

Quark (Little Green Men): They buy it!? If they'll buy poison they'll buy anything.

Archer (In a Mirror Darkly Part 1 and 2): DESTROY THEM!!!!!!

Voyager (Bride of Chaotica): Full power to the death ray! Muhahahahahaha!

Kirk: Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. Thats the only planet in this galaxy that can make that claim.

posted on March 24th, 2010, 7:01 am

Kira: "It's no different then stepping on ants!"

Odo: "I don't step on ants, Major..."

posted on March 24th, 2010, 8:07 am

B'Elanna Torres: I wonder what a Vulcan nightmare would be like.
Neelix: Alone, exiled, on a planet where the only form of communication... is laughter.

posted on March 24th, 2010, 2:19 pm

Dukat: "Just remember when you fire that thing, you're aiming it at a Klingon"