Ruin a Wish

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:26 am

I wish that we had non-native English speakers doing Fleet Ops replays.   (Preferably in English, but not required.)

Granted, but then you go deaf, and blind

I wish we had optec's mod tools

posted on June 9th, 2011, 6:22 am

I wish we had optec's mod tools

Oh yes, especially those odf ones, you make balancing mods so much easier.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 6:26 am

Dude, you totaly missed the point of the thread.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 6:57 am

granted but you cant use them

i wish night is never over

posted on June 9th, 2011, 7:59 am

granted, but lycanthropes take over the world! (Werewolves, wererats etc.)

I wish FO brought that uber powerfull fusioncube back to life and it comes at the price of just 2 cubes!

posted on June 9th, 2011, 8:16 am

Granted, but cube price is increased by 10000%

I wish I could battle the mirror universe terran empire in a FO singleplayer experience!

posted on June 9th, 2011, 12:17 pm

Granted!  But your chances of getting laid in your lifetime are now 0%.

I wish that we had non-native English speakers doing Fleet Ops replays.   (Preferably in English, but not required.)

Granted, but on the first attempt the commentator's nerves act up and he can't speak

I wish I had a working DS. (Believe me when I tell you there's no way to actually make that one bad; I already have a small DS boneyard, and eventually I could just build myself a DS )

posted on June 9th, 2011, 4:38 pm

Granted, but all of your games are now corrupted

I wish Nintendo would stop giving their consoles stupid names.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 4:58 pm

I wish Nintendo would stop giving their consoles stupid names.

Granted, but now they give them no names so you can't tell which game is for which console.

I wish I was rich

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:01 pm

Granted but the money is stolen, and now the police are after you.

I wish my exams were done.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:05 pm

I wish my exams were done.

Granted, but there was an error in them so now you have to retake them all.

I wish the police were no longer after me 

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:10 pm

Granted, but now the military is.

I wish the new exams were really REALLY easy.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:14 pm

I wish the new exams were really REALLY easy.

Granted, but you forget to wake up during exam week and fail them all.

I wish I were a Q

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:41 pm

Granted, but you forget to wake up during exam week and fail them all.

I wish I were a Q

Granted, but you screw up and get turned into an amoeba.

I wish I could be an evil dictator, muhahahaha! 

posted on June 9th, 2011, 5:43 pm

I wish I could be an evil dictator, muhahahaha! 

Granted, but you get overthrown and executed within 10 minutes.

I wish I was in charge of the military instead of having them after me