Ruin a Wish

posted on June 8th, 2011, 7:40 pm

i wish someone convert k30 from legacy

granted, but its a absolutely shite conversion.

I wish that cameron diaz and i where dating, that she would be keeping my bed warm for me right now (i have the hots for her)

posted on June 8th, 2011, 8:31 pm

granted, but its a absolutely shite conversion.

I wish that cameron diaz and i where dating, that she would be keeping my bed warm for me right now (i have the hots for her)

Granted, but a temporal anomaly aged her 60 year.

I wish for a quality beer to be delivered to me by a hot blond waitress in a short miniskirt.

posted on June 8th, 2011, 8:44 pm

Granted, but she is a thief and steals everything you own.

i wish i had a cube of beer

posted on June 8th, 2011, 8:51 pm

i wish i had a cube of beer

granted but the beer is stale and tastes like puke.

I wish, that all the homeless and abandoned dogs and cats in the world would be adopted and have a home with a owner who will love them and care for them. (i really do wish for this, with all my heart).

posted on June 8th, 2011, 8:59 pm

I wish, that all the homeless and abandoned dogs and cats in the world would be adopted and have a home with a owner who will love them and care for them. (i really do wish for this, with all my heart).

Granted, but all the abandoned rabbits take you to court for discrimination.

My wish:
Amazon decide to give me books for free on my Kindle

posted on June 8th, 2011, 9:02 pm

My wish:
Amazon decide to give me books for free on my Kindle

granted but then everyone realises you can just pirate them easily and the free books are worthless.

i wish my new table arrives soon.

posted on June 8th, 2011, 9:06 pm

Amateur i bet ur from South Africa with that part of "discrimination" lolz

i wish my new table arrives soon.

granted but it comes painted with pictures of hannah montana on it, and its glow in the dark pink color.

I wish, that this topic would be pinned by admin

posted on June 8th, 2011, 9:08 pm

Amateur i bet ur from South Africa with that part of "discrimination" lolz

I wish, that this topic would be pinned by admin

Nope, good ol' England 

Granted, but it's pinned in their staffroom, we can't see it.

Wish:

Mass Effect 3 didn't have anything to do with Kinect

posted on June 8th, 2011, 9:12 pm

Wish:

Mass Effect 3 didn't have anything to do with Kinect

Granted, but it has to do with J.J. Abrams, Kate Mulgrew and Miley Cyrus.

posted on June 8th, 2011, 9:29 pm

Granted, but it has to do with J.J. Abrams, Kate Mulgrew and Miley Cyrus.

I wish that another Star Trek Series will come to television

posted on June 9th, 2011, 12:04 am

I wish that another Star Trek Series will come to television

Granted, but it'll be based on STO

I wish i get my stuff back from that hot blond waitress in a short skirt who brought me that quality beer earlier.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 12:23 am

I wish i get my stuff back from that hot blond waitress in a short skirt who brought me that quality beer earlier.

Granted, She comes back, but she is also the Psycho Blonde Asassain Robot from Transformers 2, you can guess what happens next.

I wish someone would make a FO full breen race with all new models, that match up to FO breen cruiser Quality.

posted on June 9th, 2011, 1:47 am

Granted!  But now species 8472 is back as well and are at war with the Breen and have crushed all of their ships but the ones allied with the Dominion!

I wish my wife didn't get mad when I play video games! 

posted on June 9th, 2011, 3:07 am

Granted but now she like video games so much that she totally owns you each time you play.

I wish that i got A's in all my classes

posted on June 9th, 2011, 3:51 am

Granted!  But your chances of getting laid in your lifetime are now 0%.

I wish that we had non-native English speakers doing Fleet Ops replays.   (Preferably in English, but not required.)