Cardassia will rise!

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posted on December 1st, 2010, 1:08 am

The following is just for fun and is not ment to be offenceive to anyone. :lol:

I am Gul Renar and I speak on behalf of the people of Cardassia. We are discusted of the pro terren and anti Cardassian propaganda of this site. Over the last several years we as a people have nearly been destroyed. However, the Cardassia heart has been growing strong and we will restore our empire, taking back the worlds that were take from us by the Federation and Klingon empires. Then we will make the Dominion regret the day the betrayed us!

Atlantisbase

676 posts

posted on December 1st, 2010, 3:37 am

*****Open Diplomatic Channels******

This is Captain Petri of the Cardassian Reconstruction Project.

Now listen here you. In the first place, who is helping your measly little "empire" get back on it's feet. Us, the Federation, you had better be grateful we haven't demanded that you dissolve completely. Do not think that we won't kick your ass back to the stone age if you even try anything, and if you even think about Bajor you can kiss your empire goodbye. The Dominion are gone, the wormhole has been sealed, forget about it. Accept your reduced power and be grateful you still exist, unless you would rather we make you part of the Federation?

The only chance you ever have for coming to remotely the same strength you had before, is through us, on our terms. Now, enough of this revival non-sense. Quite down and no more of this.

******Channel Closed*******

Tok`ra

1424 posts

posted on December 1st, 2010, 4:47 am

!!!Initiating channel hack!!!
This is Jenkin Shiv of Intelligence.

Current policy set forth by the Federation council forbids us from launching covert activities against adversaries unable to spell properly.

Please review and authorize the following revision on your statement released via subspace channel 8008.5 so that we may continue the paperwork and classify you as an annoyance to ignore.

mike86812 wrote:
I am Gul Renar and I speak on behalf of the people of Cardassia. We are discusted (discussing ? Disgusted at ? ) of the pro terren (I Believe you mean Terran) and anti Cardassian (I think you mean Canadian. But if there have been Federation personnel acting in an inflamatory manner, please report them) propaganda of this site. (what site ?) Over the last several years we as a people have nearly been destroyed. However, the Cardassia heart has been growing strong and we will restore our empire, taking back the worlds that were take(n) from us by the Federation and Klingon e(E)mpires (empire, actualy, the Federation isnt an empire). Then we will make the Dominion regret the day the betrayed us! (actually, your people betrayed them. I ran up a rather large bar tab buying drinks for a number of Gul's after the battle in respect of their timely intervention.)

Myles

Donator

9495 posts

posted on December 1st, 2010, 2:50 pm

that's not very nice tokra, you're just being pedantic.

you're gonna make people feel unwelcome, which is something this community isnt.

Tyler

10075 posts

posted on December 1st, 2010, 2:55 pm

At least one of your 'corrections' is also inaccurate; the Cardassians were betrayed by the Dominion long before they rebelled. Using them as cannon-fodder, giving away their systems without speaking to them, ect.

TChapman500

2517 posts

posted on December 1st, 2010, 4:15 pm

Last edited by TChapman500 on December 1st, 2010, 4:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.

=== Captain Timothy Chapman - Tereanan Flagship Mountshining ===

There is a trans-warp conduit going from Alpha Quadrant to the Gama Quadrant. That area is now Tereanan space. The Tereanans are helping the Cardassians at least get their government stabilized. I would recommend you don't interfere.

By the way, we know about the Cardassain plans to try to bring Species-8472 into your battles. If you carry out with that plan, the Tereanan Empire will not intervene if your plan backfires. We have already warned Species-8472 about your plans to force them to fight your battles.

=== Terminating Transmission ===

Tok`ra

1424 posts

posted on December 3rd, 2010, 4:01 am

Myles wrote:that's not very nice tokra, you're just being pedantic.

you're gonna make people feel unwelcome, which is something this community isnt.

dude, he was doing a roleplay type post, something that seemed to go right over your head.

Atlantisbase

676 posts

posted on December 3rd, 2010, 4:22 am

****Chanel Open - Capt. Petri - Cardassia Reconstruction - U.S.S. Hime*****

To the Tereanan Empire, while the Federation is not opposed to assistance in the reconstruction of Cardassia, we would very much appreciate it if you would not do so behind our backs. Additionally, be forewarned that any action taken against the Federation will be construed as hostile intent. As will any action which would prompt Cardassian action against the Federation. Such actions will be dealt with swiftly and decisively. Also I trust that this portal of yours is not within Federation boarders. If it is I will have to refer you to Starfleet Command and a large number of Federation bureaucrats. Otherwise I advise you to keep this portal guarded, the Federation does not appreciate alien incursions into our space.

To the Cardassians. While we cannot verify any of the claims of the Tereanans, you should be warned that Species-8472 is considered by the Federation to be hostile and should any of their ships take offensive action in the Alpha or Beta quadrants, the Federation will respond with force. I strongly advise against any dealings with 8472.

****U.S.S. Hime - Channel Closed*****

mike86812

Topic Starter

51 posts

posted on December 3rd, 2010, 4:45 am

Clearly any misspelled words are due to your faulty translater.

Myles

Donator

9495 posts

posted on December 3rd, 2010, 7:36 pm

Tok`ra wrote:dude, he was doing a roleplay type post, something that seemed to go right over your head.

nothing went (nor seemed to go) over my head.

thinly veiling your post in roleplay doesnt make it any more friendly.

you were being pedantic, spelling mistakes dont have to be corrected. or would you like me to be condescending every time i spot an error in your posts, and point out each and every one of them. now imagine facing that if you arent a regular poster, it would make this forum seem damn unfriendly, something that is untrue on every level. this is a very welcoming forum.

Boggz