Bugs: Assimilatiom and Transporters

posted on December 7th, 2009, 2:46 am

Number One:
If you are in the process of assimilating a unit with either the Auto Assimilator or the Holding Beam you cannot transport drones onto that enemy vessel at the same time and vice versa (using the ships that are using the auto assimilator or holding beam). Instead, the ships will stop auto assimilating or stop transporting.

Number Two:
If you select the transport option and hover your transport cursor near - but not directly on - a derelict ship, you will transport into space and the ship will remain derelict . I'm not sure how often this is repeatable... it hasn't happened that many times.

posted on December 7th, 2009, 3:46 am

Redshirt, beam over to that derelict and get life support functioning again.

Yes Sir!

Redshirt is beamed out into space, grabbing at his throat in a futile attempt to gasp for air that isn't there.

Transporter room, what happened??!!

I don't know, sir!  I guess I only had the transporter cursor near - but not directly on - the derelict ship.  I'm not sure how often this is repeatable... it hasn't happened that many times!

Redshirt #2, beam over to that derelict and get life support functioning again.

Um....Yeess.... Sir........  

posted on December 7th, 2009, 5:27 am

Very niiiiiiice

Adjunct to unimatrix 7, assimilate that vessel.

Lock on beams, begin transportation. Special weapons expenditure is irrelevant. The vessel will be assimilated. Defensive shields have been drained. Transport drones to facilitate assimilation of that vessel.

Error. Assimilation halted. Transport initiated.

Adjunct, begin assimilation.

Beams reactivated. Error. Transport halted.

[...]

Adjunct, begin transport.

We cannot comply. Error in progress. Attempting to adapt.

Errors are irrelevant. Assimilation ... is futile *blows up* 

posted on December 7th, 2009, 6:29 am

"Starfleet Command to Boggz: reclaim that vessel and return it to the nearest starbase for repairs."

"Boggz here.  Don't think I'm gonna."

"Say again, Boggz.  Last statement unclear."

"Oh, sorry.  I said nuh uh."

"Cadet is there something funny about this?"

"Only that I'm actually a COMMODORE!"

"Commodore Boggz?"

"Yes?"

"Bring us that vessel."

"No can do.  My wireless mouse ran out of batteries."

"Then use the pad on your laptop."

"But that's haaaaaaaard."