posted on January 19th, 2006, 8:53 pm
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[TD]Roach on January 19th, 2006, 8:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Klingon life is much easier. just kill the one ranking above you and you are swimming in honour. mutch more simplistic life.
Klingon waking up:
#ring ring alarm goes at 7 o'clock:
Klingon bashed clock into millions of pieces. dinner is served and kills his gaak then kills the servant that served him gaak. then goes to work, kills his boss. gets honour goes back home and a job well done.
being a rommie waking up in the morning:
*ring ring* alarm goes at 7 oçlock. Rommie ducks and covers in his bed, expecting the clock to explode by enemies. then carfully test the ground at his bed for being a trap door with a pit of deadly snakes in it. Then he avoids the windows be couse he might be snipered from outside. then when he wants to eat he first has to analyze all his food for possible poisons and screentest the cook that served him the food if he isn't an assasin. before you can even be at work , you have wasted 8 hours just trying to get out of bed and eat.