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posted on November 10th, 2004, 1:14 pm

:lol: <== Click the smiley!

I almost fell out of my chair laughing while reading some of these. And that doesn't happen often.

posted on November 10th, 2004, 5:07 pm

LOL great, i have found a few in my time to, some you might enjoy.
http://www.fiveminute.net/ think the ENT ones are the best
http://www.aaaugh.com/jokes/full_contact.html

posted on November 10th, 2004, 9:41 pm

they all are about broken light bulbs..............

posted on November 10th, 2004, 10:11 pm

Yes they are.

posted on November 11th, 2004, 4:14 am

why lightbulbs? :cry:

posted on November 11th, 2004, 6:01 am

Ok ever herd the jokes about like, how many Lawers it takes to change a light bulb? its like that.

posted on November 11th, 2004, 4:39 pm

oh....hey think about this......
how many romulans does it take to fix a broken transponder?

posted on November 14th, 2004, 4:12 am

None, they just have a reman slave do it.

posted on November 15th, 2004, 3:06 am

accually

1 to fix it
and 200 to blow the ship up

posted on November 18th, 2004, 4:57 pm

OMG. that is friking hillarious!

posted on November 18th, 2004, 5:48 pm

Transponder? Do Romulans have a tendency to self-destruct their ships on accident or something?

posted on November 22nd, 2004, 5:47 am

it is a klingon joke

cause romulans tend to blow their own ships up way too much