Role-playing tread

posted on November 30th, 2008, 1:27 am

ok ok to much talk about this thread just make it happen.

Please keep posts short.


This tread take place on the ent-e


I am going to be data with a wiring problem.

"Data" Back hands a lunette and staggering around for a wile said was it as good for you as it was for me. "lunette derkends" falls to the floor suddenly and seems unconscious. "Data" takes another drink of liker from a unmarked bottle.

posted on December 7th, 2008, 12:48 am

i'm gonna be Geordi and say "Data has a malfunction, we got to shut him down for a while"

posted on January 17th, 2009, 11:07 pm

"Picard" Make it so!


LOL

posted on January 18th, 2009, 6:43 am

Worf: There has probably been a security breach and someone smuggled that bottle aboard.

posted on January 26th, 2009, 12:09 am

B4- "I.... do not understand" *gormless Data face*

posted on January 27th, 2009, 7:00 pm

data with no warning kiss jordy and then says what just happened I black out.

posted on January 27th, 2009, 7:39 pm

B4 looks at Data and Geordi with a bemused expression on his face.

B4- "I.... do not understand" *bemused Data face*

posted on January 27th, 2009, 9:34 pm

data then started eating the warp core.

posted on January 27th, 2009, 10:26 pm

Riker looks at Picard jokingly (who himself has an "analyzing" facial expression while inspecting Data from a distance)

Riker - You know, I don't know which is more messed up! B4 or Data!

Picard ignores Riker and continues to inspect the increasingly weird situation as it unfolds. B4 looks at Riker with a perplexed face and says (yep you guessed it)

B4- "I.... do not understand" *perplexed Data face*

posted on January 27th, 2009, 11:10 pm

"Picard" Someone must stop this. You all know Data's teeth are much sharper than human teeth.

"Riker" Ok! *grabs Data, Data gets angry and throws Riker 5m against a nearby wall, Riker passes out

"Picard" B-4, Stop him! Now!

*B-4 goes to Riker and shakes him: no reaction; meanwhile a stange toxic gas pours out of the warp core which has taken some serious damage.

posted on January 28th, 2009, 6:22 pm

Laforge see's the leak and exclaims:
"COOLANT LEAK! We gotta coolant leak people! LET'S GO!"

Data sings: "lifeforms dela doo doo doo, you tiny little lifeforms dela doo doo doo, you sexy little lifeforms dela doo doo doo, coooo lant rules! WEEE" *Data runs into the cloud of coolant and then starts singing "Singing in the Rain"*

Riker wakes up as everyone is running out to find B4 still manhandling him.

Riker: "URGH, get this freakin' robot offa me!"

Unfortunately the blast door shuts tight after laforge makes a swift Indiana Jones style roll to get through but with the door shut; Riker, B4 and Data are now trapped in Main Engineering as it quickly fills with warp core coolant.

[ewm90]

posted on February 3rd, 2009, 8:24 pm

Last edited by ewm90 on February 5th, 2009, 7:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Data see the coolant leek and starts using a stow made of the railing around the core drinks all the coolant. and gordie vents the anti matter avoiding a core breech.

Gorgdi then heads to the bridge seeing half his office is now cut off.

Mean wile the ship is dead in space. gardi know on the bridge seems to be day dreaming and chewing on his old visor. CAP-Picardy thank god its over! when all of a suddenly warf starts singing a klingon battle song at the top of his lugs, The brig crew cover the ears and hunch over in pain.

When the view screen shatters Picardy chucks a tricarder at him and says stop that you klingon tone death smelly hormel cat in heat.

Warf, sorry I was singing opera I was bored.

Gordy, snaps out of it and fix's the view screen.

A fringy hails and offers help and asks for data in trade the bridge crew please take him.....

Fringi beam data off the ship filled with ship coolant.