The Pinnacle Of Laziness

posted on August 12th, 2003, 10:43 pm

Last edited by Atlantis on August 12th, 2003, 10:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Yep, that's my lair. Dont worry, im not as lazy as this stuff makes me seem. I mean, with stuff like this, Homer Simpson seems active!

RED:
A: Never change your curtains less than every 15 years.
B: Always have your TV and PC screen next to each other, so you dont have to turn your head more than 15°.
C: Keep all good videos nearby.
D: Use Windows XP's on-screen keyboard to save reachign over to the real one.
E: Have the cup, salt, and money ready for when the pizza is delievered.
F: For everything more than 10cm out of reach (like the VCR at the bottom right, have the remote with you.
G: Keep plasters and medication nearby, even if the bathroom is only 4 metres away.
H: What is a TV without videos for when my measly 5 channels have nothign good on?
EDIT: Oh yeah, and as you can see in the bottom left, have TWO chairs so you can put your feet up!

BLUE:
1: Yeah ok my mom went insane and decorated the room in leaflets and tickets. I have since covered most of it up in Nemesis posters that i acquired from college, and Gütersloh postcards from my German exchange partner, Sandra.
2: Always have a pen!
3: To Modem users - always have a good book, for those looong downloads. This book itself's pretty good. Its about Douglas Adams' travles around the world. So i gues snow ive read it i dont need to go anywhere.
4: This is a good story. When i got my new hard drive last week, i spend THREE DAYS looking for the 25-digit serial code so i could install Windows XP. After digging in my room for THREE DAYS, i finally gave up and decided to take the PC apart and plu gth old HDD in. As i took off the casing panel, it hit me, and i saw the words "Windows XP Activation Key".... What a pisser....