real life teleporter

posted on July 9th, 2008, 11:47 am

Right it's clear i have made some kind of teleporting system that is physicly connected to me.

The last few times i have been out i have got home and into my bed with out remembering how i got home, had enough money in my poket to clearly not paid for a taxi and i bet i did'nt fooking walk so i mist have teleported my self.

posted on July 9th, 2008, 4:30 pm

Maybe your girlfriend took you home.

Wait... something about that just doesn't make sense, and I can't quite put my finger on it...

posted on July 9th, 2008, 4:32 pm

lol no, but i did end up with her and her mates phone tho lol, apparently i got it out there back pockets with out them noticing.

posted on July 9th, 2008, 7:23 pm

who cares how you got into bed? it's always good to be in bed anywayz!

posted on July 9th, 2008, 11:27 pm

i'll don't know how i got home this evening either! never thought about there could be something like a teleporter in my irish pub 

posted on July 10th, 2008, 12:18 am

Many times In my life I've just magically arrived in my bed and no understood how be that alone or with a girl.

I just put it down to magic.

posted on July 10th, 2008, 12:38 am

Pretty sure your miraculous teleporting can be attributed to Alcohol.

posted on July 10th, 2008, 2:12 am

Actually, being a minor thunder deity has its benefits. Don't thank me now, guys 

posted on July 10th, 2008, 3:17 am

Efonics is a borg.. I know it the collective must have transported him.

posted on July 10th, 2008, 4:36 am

ROFL teleporting, every one can do that

posted on July 10th, 2008, 4:48 am

Are you shure  that the" Little People" did not send you home .  esp if you were  walking  across the Shire? Or was It the "Grey's Or the "Nordic's. They get upset when you interupt their crop circles making.

posted on July 10th, 2008, 11:19 am

The Kingdom of Beer has such advanced technology they can teleport residents to comfy surroundings without the subject remembering. Sometimes the technology malfunctions and the subject finds he has teleported to a cell located in The Pig Empire

The Kingdom of Beer also has technology to make ugly wimmin look like a playboy model. This effect does not last. Unfortunately.

posted on July 10th, 2008, 1:44 pm

Not to forget: Beer is the only thing on earth that helps ugly people having sex!

posted on July 10th, 2008, 8:03 pm

You forgot the  land of no light as a nother thang that helps . don't forget to double bag your  partner.  just incase the lights get turned on!

posted on July 10th, 2008, 10:39 pm

Efonics is a borg.. I know it the collective must have transported him.

lol you got no reason for spelling my name wrong its infront of you!!!!

There is one downside to the kingdom of beer, it seems to make money escape you, you don't think you've druink £50 but you seem to of, and the gamble machines become so much harder...