Pokemon: The Game of Satanists

posted on August 6th, 2010, 12:35 am

I think someone couldn't catch them all. I love this old clip, so entertaining.

posted on August 6th, 2010, 12:53 am

lol... i wish jiggypuff was real to sing for them... XD

posted on August 6th, 2010, 5:00 am

I, too, am a satanist who plays pokemon.

posted on August 6th, 2010, 6:21 am

Oh dear, that guy has some serious issues.  Probably needs to go out and find himself a nice choirboy to molest, work out some of those inner demons he appears to have.

Quote: "Remember the game Dungeons and Dragons from the 80s"

Erm, and the 90s, and the 2000s.  Managed to play for many years without feeling the urge to smack someone with my +10 sword of uberness, although I must admit, sometimes when walking down the street and seeing cracks in the pavement i often though I should have a 10' pole of disarming just in case the pavement was trapped and wondering how I could pay for things without gold pieces. 

posted on August 6th, 2010, 7:44 am

Look at 0:41 (41 seconds for the dumb) in.  There's a guy with a goatee who's got this expression like "really....is he connecting Pokemon and religion?!"  He's calling the internet, movies, and rock and roll music tools of the devil?  Umm...ever hear of Christian rock!?  And, I'm sorry, but if 2 girls 1 cup, what what in the butt, avgn, and askaninja are wrong....thank I don't wanna be right!

Also, it looks like he's wearing  a really bad hair-piece.

posted on August 6th, 2010, 8:52 am

Yeah, what we are watching is affecting us radically. Just take a look at the blonde woman at 1:20 in the clip...
That's sick 

posted on August 6th, 2010, 9:56 am

Zombies all of them... but there again, so is their God, he rose from the dead after 3 days.  Probably didn't come out smelling of roses.

Disciple: "It is Jesus, praise the lord, he hath risen"
Jesus: "BRAINSSSS..."

As for the guy at 0.41, he is just partially deaf, hes thinking the preacher is talking about "poke your mum".

posted on August 6th, 2010, 10:09 am

Errr Loki, you have got it kinda mixed up, you're thinking of the Trinity. If this the normal christian church (Prod/Cath), they view God and Jesus as two people (I think )

But anyways back on topic. I lol at this vid. Oh noes I'm going to hell cos I watch Pokemon  (btw I have never really watched it). I never liked it. I remeber the rave though...

It's funny also when he shouts at everyone "You're not all going to heaven!". Thanks for the encouragement. 

Oh and I find it interesting how these christians say that good people go to heaven, and bad people go to hell for eternity. But they also say 'God loves us'. So if he loves us, why would he make a place for people to burn in agony and suffereing forever? 
I mean yes a father my punish his child for doing wrong, but not to the point of torturing him FOREVER.

No offense to any Christians here, but I'm just saying. It's all interesting...

posted on August 6th, 2010, 10:16 am

So according to this guys, since I've played Pokemon I should be able to use Flamethrower, Thunderbolt and Psychic? Awesome! 


...does this mean because I've played FF7 I can also become Sephiroth?

[Tyler]

posted on August 6th, 2010, 10:24 am

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Did anyone notice that he told the audience "Don't think" at the end, as if he knew he was working with nothing?

posted on August 6th, 2010, 10:36 am

Did anyone notice that he told the audience "Don't think" at the end, as if he knew he was working with nothing?

Well, because if they thought for second then they would realize he is talking a load of crap and the cash cow would dry up.

@blazing_gig - I think he is saying that the people who play pokemon cannot distinguish between fact and fiction... which to my mind is his problem, not the people who play.

[Anonymous]

posted on August 6th, 2010, 12:38 pm

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I thought this clip was MUCH more entertaining...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/EyVenbukMik&hl=en_US&fs=1[/youtube]

but seriously,    If this dude really wanted to drive-home his point of "POKEMON ARE TEH D3V1L"...he should have used one of these, rather than Jigglypuff....

Gyarados (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia
Mr. Mime (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia
Steelix (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia

posted on August 6th, 2010, 9:31 pm

I thought Michael Vick should have used the pokemon defence:
"I was just battling my Dog-oids your honour- See, it's just a game!"

Though I don't give a damn, I've always wondered why the eco-terrorists haven't dropped the hammer on a franchise where essentially you're capturing wild creatures, keeping them in a tiny, confined space, and letting them out to ravage each other 'cause it's fun!'

posted on August 7th, 2010, 9:19 pm

wach out for thoes Jigglypuffs