Jokes

posted on September 4th, 2004, 3:57 pm

It was ok, nearly brought a smile to my face.

posted on September 4th, 2004, 3:58 pm

narly?
it was votd funnies joke on some website
got 2 million votes
u humor sense is broke

posted on September 4th, 2004, 3:59 pm

Or maybe 2 million peoples funny bone was crushed, you don't know that.

posted on September 4th, 2004, 4:03 pm

i dont thi k you get it

posted on September 4th, 2004, 4:08 pm

I don't think you get it.

posted on September 4th, 2004, 4:08 pm

u r obnoxious

posted on September 4th, 2004, 4:14 pm

I know you are.

posted on September 5th, 2004, 7:02 am

A man goes into the woods hunting, He shoots a bear and the bear comes and mauls and rapes him.

3 weeks later... The man goes into the woods again seeking vengence, he comes acrost the bear and shoots being a lousy marks man misses and the bear comes mauls and rapes him.

6 weeks later... The man who is realy pissed off and newly released from the hospital goes back into the woods to find the bear. The bear sneaks up on him mauls him and rapes him.

9 weeks later... The man gets out of the hospital again and procedes into the wood only to be stoped by the bear who says, "Admit it frank you dont come here for the hunting do you."

posted on September 5th, 2004, 10:03 am

LOL, funny

posted on September 5th, 2004, 3:03 pm

thats prity good i give that a 7

posted on September 5th, 2004, 9:49 pm

And I give it a 10

posted on September 5th, 2004, 10:00 pm

9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(GOD MY FINGER!)99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999(ok tHAT BROKE SOMETHING)999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

posted on September 5th, 2004, 10:25 pm

you dont get out much hu?

posted on September 5th, 2004, 10:50 pm

Now that IS funny, good one.

posted on September 6th, 2004, 1:16 am

mine or ewm90?