Joke

posted on September 23rd, 2010, 3:15 pm

Post a funny joke here.

i'll start

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

posted on September 23rd, 2010, 3:21 pm

A joke thread?

Three men come to a cliff. A sign at the cliff reads "Jump off the cliff and name an object and you will land in a pile of it". The first man jumps and says "GOLD!", landing in a pile of gold coins. The second man jumps and says "SILVER!", landing in a pile of silver coins. The last man, about to jump, trips on a rock and falls. "CRAP!" he exclaims". You can guess the rest.

posted on September 23rd, 2010, 3:31 pm

those are good.

how about this'un?

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“