How to tick people off

[DOCa Cola]

posted on May 9th, 2010, 5:23 am

Last edited by DOCa Cola on May 11th, 2010, 4:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I found this to be really funny 

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
      "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
      "What?"
      "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

posted on May 9th, 2010, 5:33 am

Lol i like number 10

posted on May 9th, 2010, 7:31 am

change #7 to thats what she said

posted on May 11th, 2010, 4:37 pm

# 7.

I wish more people would do this. the pissed off part comes from what you make up about it.

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Speaking freely,

1. I love fleet ops, How ever makes this has real skill and piss away there time by giving the fruit of there time free.

2. I think the people how play this are on computers way to much and are pissing away there sort time alive by playing a game that leave then no smarter no wiser and with less time ahead of them.

3. some people post on hear to get some social contact with they are to scared to have in your lives and don't even know it. Me have bean one of them.

4. People how post hear thing people give a sh%t about them they don't its all about trying to live in a world ware they don't have to face there one fears.

That was freeing.

posted on May 11th, 2010, 6:16 pm

  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

is there anyone that hasnt done this yet?

posted on May 11th, 2010, 6:21 pm

33. Go up to a random person and ask them, "guess what?!" When they say, "what"; you say, "Good Guess!" and then explain that they guessed 'what' and got it right.

34. Repeat 33, to the same person over and over.

posted on May 12th, 2010, 3:39 am

[1337 64M3R]

posted on May 14th, 2010, 5:16 pm

Last edited by 1337 64M3R on May 14th, 2010, 5:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.

35. Ask "Guess what?", when they say what. Reply, "You're stuck with it!"
36. Ask a question that no provable answer (often times mind teasers are recommended).
37. Ask peoples opinions of the unknown universe, and then keep asking why until they crack.
38. Place your chewed gum on their chairs in the office.
39. Ask them what is the highest number that they can count to... then say you can count higher. If they ask to prove it. Then count, but do it around them for the entire day.
40. Say to someone "I can calculate your intelligence, I'm just going to have to know your weight.", if they give it to you, then ask. "What is the square root of three?" If they ask why, tell them that is the answer to the equation.
41. If you know a guy who is well over weight, ask how many scales he broke trying to figure out his weight.
42. Tell someone that you know someone smarter then them. If they ask who, just say. "I am!"

posted on May 14th, 2010, 5:23 pm

Haha, I like these I did number 13 while I was still at school and it almost hit my teacher in the face - of course, I pretended it wasn't me...