Headlines

[Anonymous]

posted on May 26th, 2004, 2:41 am

Last edited by Anonymous on May 26th, 2004, 2:41 am, edited 1 time in total.

I asked Optec, and he oked this. Remember that Oprah clipping? That was one of many "Headlines" that Jay Leno makes fun of because of the way they sound, or are spelled. I figure the FO would like a good laugh, so I'll start posting new ones as they come. Till then, here are a few starters.




"Here is your government at work......"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 2:43 am

"I don't want to take the mouse out. Just put it in the ad -- it'll be fine."

posted on May 26th, 2004, 2:45 am

"You'd think the photographer or somebody would've… It's all quite innocent. It just looks bad. He forms a 'clay rope for coiling pottery.' It just looks wrong!"

[Anonymous]

posted on May 26th, 2004, 2:48 am

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"One thing about security cameras, boy, they catch ya! 'Two busted in grocery theft scheme.' There they are trying to escape -- to sneak out!!! We'll just tiptoe out the back here and no one will see us."

posted on May 26th, 2004, 2:57 am

"This is why I don't like to go to other people's houses for dinner. They always make something I don't like and am not going to eat -- especially this recipe right here… 'Hashbrown Potato Asserole.' I don't want any asserole!"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 3:00 am

"You can read this one on your own…"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 3:02 am

"How many guys get married and do the tux and whole thing? This is my favorite wedding picture, God bless him. This guy should be a hero to men everywhere. Right there, that's as good as that guy is ever going to look!"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 3:54 am

"'Local opinion: Do you approve of same sex marriages? Why or why not?' Eric Sorrell says, 'No, not really. I just think you should stay with your own kind.'"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 3:55 am

"Here is a gpod definition of irony… 'This tractor trailer, which was hauling a load of adult diapers, was hit in the rear by a bus full of senior citizens.'"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 3:57 am

"'Why pay a high cost to travel?' Look at New Zealand… 8 Days and 5 Nights!! That's a helluva deal! So you sleep outside for 3 days! What are you, a whimp?"

posted on May 26th, 2004, 4:57 am

lol