Good Blond Jokes

posted on July 25th, 2004, 1:39 am

haw to you get a on armed blond out of a tree?

wave at her

[auron]

posted on July 25th, 2004, 8:05 pm

Last edited by auron on July 25th, 2004, 8:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.

lolololololololololololololololol heeeheeeheee i know 1



k, so there were 2 blondes and they were in a car, they drove up to a building, locked the doorw and got out. they went inside and one of the blondes says: " oh no! it's going to rain and my keys are in the car!"
The other says: why, whats wrong?
Blonde #1 says: i left the top down


i think thats how it goes... i'm not quite sure, if any1 else knows it please add another post saying what it actually is. pls and thnx

posted on July 26th, 2004, 2:44 pm

15 people were hanging from a building, 14 blonds and 1 brunette. If one person fell, everyone else would be saved. The Brunette said "I'll fall and save us all." The blondes clapped.

posted on July 26th, 2004, 3:48 pm

why is the BMW the most picked car of blonde people?

cause they can spell it without problems...

posted on July 26th, 2004, 6:37 pm

i cant sell well but i am not blond lol.

heres a nuther, a blond over hear from a grop of pepal bonds are so dumn.
so she seys no we are not!
thay say, o ya whats the capital of america?

she says duh! "A"
and wolks a whay feeling smart.

posted on July 26th, 2004, 7:00 pm

lol

why are the most blondes immune to BSE

cause it would need a brain...

posted on July 26th, 2004, 7:18 pm

haw menny blonds dus it take to chage a lite bolb? 100 one to hold the lite bolb 99 to tern the hous arwand.

a nuther varyashon i have herd of this joke:

haw duss a blond chage a lite bolb grabs the lite bolb and exspects the warld to revolve arawnd her.

posted on July 28th, 2004, 3:43 am

how do you kill a blond?

put a scachin sniff sticker at the botam of a full swiming pool.