Funny Stuff

posted on August 7th, 2005, 7:14 am

a funny loke about american predugiuce of the Arab arey people

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

posted on August 7th, 2005, 12:23 pm

a funny loke about american predugiuce of the Arab arey people

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

that is grate 5 stars. thanks for thge joke Cairo1.

posted on August 7th, 2005, 12:36 pm

haha!!! thats awesome, i liked that atchaly lol

posted on August 7th, 2005, 1:20 pm

> A little humor to brighten your day.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> WAL-MART APPLICATION
>
> This is an actual job application that a 75 year old
> senior citizen
> submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.
>
> They hired him because he was so funny.........you
> gotta love it!!!
>
> NAME: George Martin
>
> SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
> woman (or at least one
> that will cooperate)
>
> DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice
> President. But seriously,
>
> whatever's available. If I was in a position to be
> picky, I wouldn't be
> applying here in the first place.
>
> DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options
> and a Michael Ovitz
> style
> severance package. If that's not possible, make an
> offer and we can
> haggle.
>
> EDUCATION: Yes.
>
> LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management
> hostility.
>
> PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
>
> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection
> of stolen pens and
> post-it notes.
>
> REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
>
> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
>
> PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday,
> and Thursday.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're
> better suited to a
> more
> intimate environment.
>
> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had
> one, would I be here?
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
> PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
> UP
> TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
>
> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate
> question here would be
> "Do
> you have a car that runs?"
>
> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR
> RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes,
> so they tell me.
>
> DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks -
> yes!
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
> Living in the Bahamas
> with a
> fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who
> thinks I'm the
> greatest
> thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be
> doing that now.
>
> NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
>
> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE
> TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
>
> ***Old People Rock! ***


this guy got the job!

[ewm90]

posted on August 8th, 2005, 5:56 pm

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sary fordubal posting i thot some one has posted after me, my mistake.

posted on August 9th, 2005, 12:52 am

hehe nice pics!

[ewm90]

posted on August 9th, 2005, 2:52 pm

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we are prowd to suport young seral killers. wallmart role back prices.

posted on August 9th, 2005, 11:34 pm

why is a crashed oil tanka and oil spill funny?

i like the serial killers one.

[ewm90]

posted on August 10th, 2005, 1:22 am

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it was to show haw irasposabule exxson is to help show haw funny making a liter is.

wallmart is allso irasposabul thay sold the amo to under age kids that used it to shoot up colambind.

about your sig if it looks to good to be trow it probly is.

posted on August 10th, 2005, 9:14 am

exactly the same as the pc version, except you don't have to get 35 you only need 5

posted on August 10th, 2005, 12:49 pm

yeah liked the wallmart one

@eufnoc, and advertisment for a sig.... have you no shame!!

posted on August 10th, 2005, 1:02 pm

it was to show haw irasposabule exxson is to help show haw funny making a liter is.

wallmart is allso irasposabul thay sold the amo to under age kids that used it to shoot up colambind.

about your sig if it looks to good to be trow it probly is.

no i don't and i still don't really find a huge diaster like this funny tbh?

posted on August 10th, 2005, 3:57 pm

I wanna knife like that too

posted on August 11th, 2005, 1:44 am

thinking about mass merder well wallmarts got you covered.

posted on August 11th, 2005, 1:55 am

Ya know, while I was in Nanimo I saw a Klingon Bak'leth in a knife shop, I don't know the proper spelling but it cost I think 150 bucks and it was nice, it'd be a strange murder weapon though.