Eufnoc-italix-aduc War

posted on June 18th, 2006, 6:50 am

wow the federation should use these things a **** of a lot more, i destroyed a ship while traveling at transwarp and all i done was transported some clones lol

*laughs and things about renaming his ship to "USS Evil Teddy Bear"

posted on June 18th, 2006, 1:01 pm

ewm laffs at all the funny explotions he sees, its like the 4th of july.

ewm sits back with some pop corn.

posted on June 18th, 2006, 1:20 pm

except section 32 the secert secert that section 31 don't even know of has stuck arsenic in ewm's popcorn

[ewm90]

posted on June 18th, 2006, 2:45 pm

Last edited by ewm90 on June 18th, 2006, 2:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.

ewm detects the pop corn posion sticks in in a torpedo ans fiers it as Eufnoc esape pod.


Eufnoc doges the torpedo but in doging the torp he redects in to a star with his escape pod.

posted on June 18th, 2006, 3:41 pm

someone tell me when i went into an escape pod?!


USS Evil Teddy Bear fires it's rear torpedo tube at ewm while traveling at transwap the other way still with what ever it was i stole (lol i forgot and can't be asked to check)

[ewm90]

posted on June 19th, 2006, 3:45 am

Last edited by ewm90 on June 19th, 2006, 3:47 am, edited 1 time in total.

after i blow up youe ship you where one of the only pods that made it safly.

unfachinitly Eufnoc escape pod was redrected agin tord a star becuss when USS Evil Teddy Bear fires it's rear torpedo it grased Eufnoc hot pink pod.

the big problom is that the USS Evil Teddy Bear sinser where offline and the engoner was to lassy to fix that so it endup distroing section 32 hed corders.

wile ewm sits back with pop corn and yells oncore!! oncore!!

[E34big6]

posted on June 19th, 2006, 3:51 am

Last edited by E34big6 on June 19th, 2006, 3:52 am, edited 1 time in total.

While ewm is laughing the USS conservitive drops out of warp and puts ewm in an anti-librial dampening field.

while still counfused the Conservitive opens fire with comesense and stait thinking completly vaporising ewm

[ewm90]

posted on June 19th, 2006, 3:56 am

Last edited by ewm90 on June 19th, 2006, 3:59 am, edited 1 time in total.

unfatinitly the USS conservitive crow was adicted to crital meth some of the meeth got in the tatical ofisers beerd and destacted her and hit the the play butin on his ipod insted of the fier buton. ewm fineshes his popcorn and than takes a nap.

posted on June 19th, 2006, 4:45 am

forchunately the conservites AI relised the problem and fire weapons any way

posted on June 19th, 2006, 7:09 am

when did eufnoc's ship get blown up?

*cts starts loading tri-cobalt devices into his torpedo tubes

posted on June 19th, 2006, 10:27 am

*And The Black Baron just keeps watchin while the others try to kill themselves*

[ewm90]

posted on June 19th, 2006, 4:34 pm

Last edited by ewm90 on June 19th, 2006, 5:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Agin unfochintly the tatical offiser of USS Conservitive nail polish remover she was eating driped in to the computer console and cosed the ship worp core to over load thankfuly the USS Conservitive was abule to eject thare core be for it blow up leeving tham flowting in spase with very low power be for it could fier its weponds.

ewm wakes up from his nap and streches.

The exspltion from the warp core agin redrects Eufnoc hot pink escape pod tord a star.

Just after USS Conservitive worp core went cridical star fleet comand has sent a fleet of ships to arest the USS Conservitive cew becuse of a deel with captain Abramoff of the uss Enron.

posted on June 19th, 2006, 5:13 pm

when did eufnoc's ship get blown up?

*cts starts loading tri-cobalt devices into his torpedo tubes

ewm again i did'nt get blown up and put into a bright pink escape pod :S now eat this

*force feeds ewm anti matter

posted on June 19th, 2006, 5:19 pm

after i blow up youe ship you where one of the only pods that made it safly.

unfachinitly Eufnoc escape pod was redrected agin tord a star becuss when USS Evil Teddy Bear fires it's rear torpedo it grased Eufnoc hot pink pod.

the big problom is that the USS Evil Teddy Bear sinser where offline and the engoner was to lassy to fix that so it endup distroing section 32 hed corders.

wile ewm sits back with pop corn and yells oncore!! oncore!!

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posted on June 19th, 2006, 6:37 pm

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umm ewm you just said you blow up my ship, then my ship fires a torpedo at it's escape pod :S