Borg Vs. The Muppets and Sesame Street

posted on March 1st, 2010, 7:54 pm

This is the most important "Borg Vs." matchup yet!  Seriously, it looks pretty evenly matched to me.  On the one hand, the Borg have a reputation for being the most powerful race in the galaxy.  But the Muppets have Statler and Waldorf.  Also, the Muppets may ally themselves with Sesame Street, so they can bring in powerhouses such as Mr. Snuffleupagus and The Count.

Personally, while I think that the battle would be pretty close, I'm pretty confident the Muppets would prevail IF they have Sesame Street watching their backs.  5 rounds of the Borg watching "Which one of these things is not like the other" would blow Borg nano-circuits and infect the Collective.  And Miss Piggy's Karate Chop is sure to hack 'n slash all the way to the Borg Queen herself!

I've made up my mind, now I want to hear yours!

posted on March 1st, 2010, 7:56 pm

you can't assimilate Puppets


Muppets by far

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:05 pm

i would have done borg vs chuck norris. i know the results of that before it occurs.

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:07 pm

Psh...  Chuck Norris looks like a martial arts trainee compared to Miss Piggy.

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:14 pm

Chuck Norris is over-rated, and a bad actor 

would vote for borg in that poll

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:15 pm

i am appalled mal. how dare you speak such evil, if chuck norris is checking the internet today you will be first on his list to die horribly.

EDIT: you would be second Adm Zaxxon

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:29 pm

I would just tell Cookie Monster that Chuck Norris is one tough cookie, and I'd be safe.

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:40 pm

posted on March 1st, 2010, 8:51 pm

I would just tell Cookie Monster that Chuck Norris is one tough cookie, and I'd be safe.

posted on March 2nd, 2010, 12:25 pm

i think i feel a new JJ movie...

i think the muppets would win, you cant kill them, only inconvinience them.

posted on March 2nd, 2010, 6:36 pm

Mupets definitely.

Miss Piggy and Kermet would lead the troops. Kermet would confound them with Zen like philosophy creating processing feed-back loops in thousands of drones. Miss Piggy would use her marvelous charm and attempt to seduce several drones. All attempts to assimilate Miss Piggy would completely back fire and only create a more technologically advanced Miss Piggy which is stronger and even more, erm...  charming. Thus in this way the Borg would find the second species they actually fear. 

Meanwhile, on another front Big Bird leads the way, clearing a rather large path and also confusing the Borg with his politeness. Earnie will use his bad jokes to subdue many a drone while Bert's cynicism and sarcasm leads to the rupture of numerous power conduits. The Count would infiltrate the Queen's chamber and lock her in an infinite incremental number loop. Ultimately Cookie Monster's voracious appetite will win the day when he unwittingly chews through several primary power distribution nodes in search of more nanoprobes which he believes to be the smallest cookie ever invented.