posted on July 30th, 2006, 2:08 am
Last edited by
ewm90 on July 30th, 2006, 2:10 am, edited 1 time in total.
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was
> so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
> and it won again.
>
> The local paper read: PASTOR'S A-S-S OUT FRONT
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
> the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
> The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S A-S-S
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
> rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
> the next day: NUN HAS BEST A-S-S IN TOWN
>
> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
> rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A-S-S FOR $10
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
> the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A-S-S IS WILD AND
> FREE
>
> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
> The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion
> can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life ... Stop worrying about everyone
> else's A-S-S and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
>
> Have a nice day!
