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« on: August 12, 2003, 11:43:46 PM »

Yep, that's my lair. Dont worry, im not as lazy as this stuff makes me seem. I mean, with stuff like this, Homer Simpson seems active!

RED:
A: Never change your curtains less than every 15 years.
B: Always have your TV and PC screen next to each other, so you dont have to turn your head more than 15°.
C: Keep all good videos nearby.
D: Use Windows XP's on-screen keyboard to save reachign over to the real one.
E: Have the cup, salt, and money ready for when the pizza is delievered.
F: For everything more than 10cm out of reach (like the VCR at the bottom right, have the remote with you.
G: Keep plasters and medication nearby, even if the bathroom is only 4 metres away.
H: What is a TV without videos for when my measly 5 channels have nothign good on?
EDIT: Oh yeah, and as you can see in the bottom left, have TWO chairs so you can put your feet up!

BLUE:
1: Yeah ok my mom went insane and decorated the room in leaflets and tickets. I have since covered most of it up in Nemesis posters that i acquired from college, and Gütersloh postcards from my German exchange partner, Sandra.
2: Always have a pen!
3: To Modem users - always have a good book, for those looong downloads. This book itself's pretty good. Its about Douglas Adams' travles around the world. So i gues snow ive read it i dont need to go anywhere.
4: This is a good story. When i got my new hard drive last week, i spend THREE DAYS looking for the 25-digit serial code so i could install Windows XP. After digging in my room for THREE DAYS, i finally gave up and decided to take the PC apart and plu gth old HDD in. As i took off the casing panel, it hit me, and i saw the words "Windows XP Activation Key".... What a pisser....
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2003, 02:13:41 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2003, 05:39:15 PM »

Ow, reminds me of my room LOL , too bad i miss B cause i have to turn my head 45° Sad
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2003, 08:19:18 PM »

LOL

good joke doc

your room is one huge archive  Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2003, 08:20:55 PM »

and i thought doca is the only one.. !   Shocked  
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2003, 10:53:28 PM »

lol
docacola the big meanie is makeing me cut down on the lol posts :cry:  
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2003, 10:54:19 PM »

so from now on they will be lmao (laugh my arse off!)
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2003, 10:55:50 PM »

NOO!!! no LMAO, LOL or ROFL posts! pls!  
LOL  
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2003, 11:13:06 PM »

MEAN ADMIN MEAN MY PRESSIOUS ****, *** & *** NASTY ADMIN
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2003, 11:06:52 AM »

yeah thats right perfect title The Meanie Admin
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