ewm90
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« on: July 30, 2006, 03:08:27 AM » |
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was
> so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
> and it won again.
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> The local paper read: PASTOR'S A-S-S OUT FRONT
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
> the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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> The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S A-S-S
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
> rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> nearby convent.
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> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
> the next day: NUN HAS BEST A-S-S IN TOWN
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> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
> rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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> The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A-S-S FOR $10
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
> the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A-S-S IS WILD AND
> FREE
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> The bishop was buried the next day.
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> The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion
> can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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> So be yourself and enjoy life ... Stop worrying about everyone
> else's A-S-S and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
>
> Have a nice day!
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Corey
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 03:54:38 AM » |
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thats the greatest long-joke i've ever heard xD.. Heres another one:
Whats the same about Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper?
A: They both fly around uranus getting rid of stuff you don't want
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ewm90
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2006, 04:13:50 AM » |
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The joke is:
Whats the same about Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper?
A: They both fly around uranus getting rid of kling-ons.
Its a good joke.
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2006, 04:19:54 AM » |
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oh, i miss-heard it xD... thanks
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2006, 07:42:43 AM » |
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Wouldn't that be the federation not really Star Trek...that does that?
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2006, 12:14:14 PM » |
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and the romulands, and the cardie's and the dom, and the borg, i think they have all thought klingons in sol at some point lol
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2006, 12:46:49 PM » |
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And you say germans have no sense of humor...  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2006, 02:07:19 PM » |
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i thought it was "what do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common"
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2006, 08:46:25 PM » |
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You are corect it has ben a wile sens I have heard this joke
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