26: the classified reports to starfleet never accually reach starfleet but instead are routed to everyone else (including prewarp cultures) and starfleet (also running windows) simply ingores the data loss

27: there are well over 300 ways to do any simple operation but each of those ways cause 42 critical system errors and force a hard warp core shut down

28: the schematics are different than the accual ship

29: instead of having a warp core the ship has a warp core/computer core/transporter/Internet Explorer/toothbrush hybrid and when you toothbrush wheres out the whole system stops funcitonion

29b: the borg use linux and have a transwarp drive (kernel) that can atomatically heal any and all damage to other systems (moduals) thru a process called regeneration (up2date)