---I--- would do nothing.
Explanation:
I would start some highly dangerous mission and would be assimilated in the end.
Then I would start assimilating humans, walk to the alcove, regenerate, assimilate humans, walk to the....
But if the dangerous mission should be successful I would not become assimilated. But the Borg would have some serious problems.... all their nanites and drones running under windows me.
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