ewm90
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« on: July 26, 2004, 08:30:30 PM » |
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a man walks in to a bar with a dog.
the bar keep: yells no dont alowed.
the man: says this dog is speshal it can tolk.
bar keep: sher it can.
the man: lisan man terns to the dog and says whats the beast ball player ever?
the dog: roth!
bar keep: that funy naw get out.
the man: whate man terns to dog and says whats on top of this bilding?
the dog: froof!
bar keep: is this a joke i am not lafing
the man: one more chace he asked he dog what covers trees?
the dog: bark!
bar keep: thows the mman out and says dont come back
the dog: what an ass hole gess.
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2004, 09:02:00 PM » |
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lol what about this  |
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« Last Edit: July 26, 2004, 09:03:29 PM by KL0K »
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ewm90
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2004, 09:31:46 PM » |
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haw duss a sicaligest chage a ite bolb he cant the lite bolb has to wont to chage.
i know i know its an old joke
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2004, 10:36:16 PM » |
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How many monkeys does i take to screw in a lightbulb? 3, 1 to screw it in and 2 to throw feces at each other  |
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2004, 01:27:46 AM » |
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hope u enjoy this picture as well as i did |
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2004, 03:25:13 AM » |
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i all wase like good bush bashing it makes me fell beter than relaty hits from looking in my wolet and mekes me hate him more lol.
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2004, 07:40:23 AM » |
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Thats funny but you really don't wanna bring politics in here.
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2004, 01:53:33 PM » |
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thay can help to. lol
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2004, 03:09:48 PM » |
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okay no politics in here  |
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2004, 03:43:54 PM » |
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Seen it but that IS the female brain, always with the headaches...
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2004, 11:25:38 PM » |
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KL0K thats a sexist picher. not likeing it.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2004, 04:41:54 AM » |
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heres one i did not like maby you well.
a man in a bmw sees 3 old men eating grass. pulls over and asks whay are you eating grass. one old man we are hungry nuthing elss to eat. so the man says come with me. one old man says can i bring my kids. the uther says me to so the man sher thares a nuff room for all of you. so thay all get in the car and drive to his big home. when he got home his wife asked how are all thes pepal the man says thare the lond servis.
got eany uther "good" jokes ?
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