Star Trek Armada II: Fleet Operations

Aduc lies cloaked around a gas giant in a BOP.

lol iam in a bop 2...want to allie..*cloaked to* other side of gas giant.

u are dead i command it so :: aduc dies:: italix i commmand you to die as well :: italix dies :: well that was easy

sorry i have a problem with abeying orders...

Entire Klingon fleet declaoks and balsts Eufnoc, Aduc and Italix escape at the last second.


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u said it!...klingons rule!

starting over, with a little less Eufnocness

Dammit Eufnoc youre not Picard! It mightve worked for him, but not you! *Atlantis's Romulan Veles phase-shifts a power sapper into Eufnocs warp core anr fusion (impulse) reactors*

but i'm an enite i can not die and i just used some dodge poiwer to kill u both and any one else that stops me getting beta 2 muhahahahahah :: falls asleep again::

:Passes by in a school bus: :waves: :omg:

beta 2 is on derilict warbird  aduc in bop italix in vorcha and eufnoc?

*is under the weel of the bus*......."ouch"

:: blows up school bus :: :: laughs ::

lol, no beta 2 for you

I get vorcha

Euf: ....yeah - well thats stopped the fun.

Anyone else ideas how to stop the monotony?

o go away o and change your rank like a good duc

I just love Intrepids, they got to be the koolest ships! Prometheus 2nds, and Defiant is 3rd...

*gets up and dose a back flip in to a bullit proof glass house*

humm i would have to say the bop is very cool and the defiant should be 2 then akra

Idea (http://www.aflac.com/images/nav_ducks/duck1.gif)

Eufnoc i am with you where do you want me
red alert
weapons ready
getting ready to decloak

man we need a board for role playing

btw defiant 3rd?

AHEM

*defiant decloaks and powers up*

just blow them up then blow your self up just to see what happens don't worry i'm an almighty entie i can bring u back

ha! *fires probe...detects nunny and decloaks and fires 5 photon toredos detroying nunny*  

sure...


Hey Doca, think we can get a roleplaying board around here?

your surpose to of changed that rank nearley a month ago now your a bad duc

brings nunny bak muhahahahaha

decloaking
on your startbord

Here guys! watch and enjoy!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/21/)

No violence required...

Euf? say whata

oooooooooooooook then

does it ever stop????

B) :omg: KOOOL... It's hypnotic you know... B)

I have watched this for 15 minutes sometimes... stress relief, calms people, accelerates thinking, and kills your vision :P

doe'st repeat it's self much does it???

ok those damn badgers are anoying now heh time to close that site
 

i have beamed 20 men on you intrepid
hahahaha
your topedo bay had be destored
as well as all my men
what do you expect

/sigh, a drat i've been playing galazies waay too long

kill aduc kill aduc kill aduc!!!

Waiting for V3 now, lol and things got very nasty during that wait, pol threads 1-5

you bumped this, IT IS 3 YEARS OLD!

he has good reason to, the fact that version three is coming out soon and it's tradition to have a topic like this, we had one for b1, b2 and now for version three (BTW i was NieKnight)


*Eufnoc jumps into the USS FOSF Discovery class ship and awaits others

RED ALERT

*cts cloaks his BoP fleet and prepares to decend on v3*

YEAH YOU DESCEND

*EUFNOC TELEPORTS IT INTO CARGO BAY AND SPEEDS AWAY AT TRANSWARP :P

*Suddenly, in front of Eufnoc, The Black Baron appears in his 4,5km long Dominion Dreadnought*

*Eufnoc ***** his pants and tries to run, but hes too late*


B)

lol you aprear 4.5 km in front of me when i travel at transwarp speed your going to be a skid mark in space

*cts decloaks right behind eufnoc between the nacels, and begins firing photon torpedoes like a targ in heat*

lol but at trans warp won't i be going faster or detected you traveling at that speed ;)

*point defence and sends ewm onto cts's bridge to left wing him to death

*cts puts on a bush mask than pulls out a chainsaw and rushes Ewm than transports the bloody mess into Eufnocs plasma exausht

*sends ewm clones and a left wing virus to attack the system's of cts's ship, cts's ship suddenyl becomes anti war and pro destory any authority figure and refue4se to fight.

lol you make me laff Eufnoc when you say ewm left wing _____ ower left and right wings are much difrant from yours.

ower left wing is closet to your libral demacratic partty but still verry difrent.

Eufnoc Mertha a demacrat has the clest relation ship with the ledders of ower millatry.

Thare have ben meny studys dun about war in the usa people how fite in wars like 80% become anit war be cuss of the realitys of war.

The bigest pro war Groop are allmost allways made up of mostly people how have not gon to war --- GWB serving in the gard he served liker be for geting kicked out be for going in to combat.

So cts006 what that means is you probly have ben battal tested.

*cts tries to build a universal translater but fails to produce something that can decode the stange language of ewmlish.

*Superior Dominion technology is able to completely translate the ewmlish, giving The Black Baron a huge tactical advantage over his rivals :D*

i think i understood it but it just sounded like crap

*laughs that ewm is clones are still on cts's ship and a left wing anti war virus has stopped his ship also

*Suddenly hear's cts's ship burst out in Kumbyare

What was what i said realy that compilcated for you all maby i can put it in more easy to under statnd whays next time.

ewm90 was tolking about difrents between the uk and the usa and poking a lital fun at Eufnoc.

The funny thing is i was tring to come out on your side cts006 but i wont make that mistake agin. :-D

*The Black Baron is sad cause no one is on his side* :P

clone your self some you then you can have allies thats the dom way of doing it ;)

*cts initiatets a self destruct and evacuates on a shuttle

*hyercube blows him to little tiny microscopic bits with his flagship the Yellow Duckie

*cts transports onto a vorcha that came out from behind a nearby moon

wow the federation should use these things a **** of a lot more, i destroyed a ship while traveling at transwarp and all i done was transported some clones lol

*laughs and things about renaming his ship to "USS Evil Teddy Bear"

ewm laffs at all the funny explotions he sees, its like the 4th of july.

ewm sits back with some pop corn.

except section 32 the secert secert that section 31 don't even know of has stuck arsenic in ewm's popcorn

ewm detects the pop corn posion sticks in in a torpedo ans fiers it as Eufnoc esape pod.


Eufnoc doges the torpedo but in doging the torp he redects in to a star with his escape pod.

someone tell me when i went into an escape pod?!


USS Evil Teddy Bear fires it's rear torpedo tube at ewm while traveling at transwap the other way still with what ever it was i stole (lol i forgot and can't be asked to check)

after i blow up youe ship you where one of the only pods that made it safly.

unfachinitly Eufnoc escape pod was redrected agin tord a star becuss when USS Evil Teddy Bear fires it's rear torpedo it grased Eufnoc hot pink pod.

the big problom is that the USS Evil Teddy Bear sinser where offline and the engoner was to lassy to fix that so it endup distroing section 32 hed corders.

wile ewm sits back with pop corn and yells oncore!! oncore!!

While ewm is laughing the USS conservitive drops out of warp and puts ewm in an anti-librial dampening field.

while still counfused the Conservitive opens fire with comesense and stait thinking completly vaporising ewm

unfatinitly the USS conservitive crow was adicted to crital meth some of the meeth got in the tatical ofisers beerd and destacted her and hit the the play butin on his ipod insted of the fier buton. ewm fineshes his popcorn and than takes a nap.

forchunately the conservites AI relised the problem and fire weapons any way
 

when did eufnoc's ship get blown up?

*cts starts loading tri-cobalt devices into his torpedo tubes

*And The Black Baron just keeps watchin while the others try to kill themselves*

Agin unfochintly the tatical offiser of USS Conservitive nail polish remover she was eating driped in to the computer console and cosed the ship worp core to over load thankfuly the USS Conservitive was abule to eject thare core be for it blow up leeving tham flowting in spase with very low power be for it could fier its weponds.

ewm wakes up from his nap and streches.

The exspltion from the warp core agin redrects Eufnoc hot pink escape pod tord a star.

Just after USS Conservitive worp core went cridical star fleet comand has sent a fleet of ships to arest the USS Conservitive cew becuse of a deel with captain Abramoff of the uss Enron.

ewm again i did'nt get blown up and put into a bright pink escape pod :S now eat this

*force feeds ewm anti matter

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reed the top line

umm ewm you just said you blow up my ship, then my ship fires a torpedo at it's escape pod :S

well you where in USS Evil Teddy Bear captins yacht.

i am new to this word story i am not shere of how owns what. I gess this meens i need to come up with a name i will get back to you on a name.

USS Evil Teddy Bear is a weerd name :wacko: .

Well i gess i will be in the NCC Flashpont.

ewn press his self-destruct button in his own confusion, while ryan laughs histerically

well flashpont was two small i beem e for flash pont blows up to Flashpont-A

Watches ewm's ship blow up *watches on board webam of ensign fly over the bridge onto ewm's head snapping his neck.

*cts fires a tri-cobalt torpedo at ewm's ships wreckage at a high enough yield to open a subspace rift (to outside the galactic barrier) that the wreckage drifts into than opens a comn channel

"Quick everyone target the rift with photon torpedoes at a yield of 100 isotones and detonate them by a phaser in the theta band, we need to seal this rift."

redey to fire at your command!

"Engage!"
*Fires a volley of torpedoes at the rift and detonates them with the vorcha's disruptor

fires a volley at cts006's command as the torpedoes detonate at the explosion  of cts006's torpedoes.

The Rift with Ewm and his wreakage close's trapping ewm's REMAINS in it FOREVER WITH NO RETURN!

"Good work, we've done a great service to the galaxy today. I owe you a case of bloodwine captain."
*Transports a case of 2309 onto the USS Evil Teddy Bear, than cloaks and heads off in an unspecifed direction

warps in random direction away from the now finished battlefield!

the only problom it was SHO260 ship not ewms ship.

no it was yours, two ships are not wrong.

my ship was using a roulan holograpic deives to look like his ship. lol

still superior teck we both know it was you and you died to never return.

well aprintly this vertion was good a nuff to full your sinser be cuss i am still here :-D

nope your the affects of the blood wine, your deffiantly dead

well thats funny be cuse unfase cloke under your ships shelds and distroy your bringe and refase cloke.

what?
 

than i unfase cloke under cts006 left wopr engon and reless a tun of anti mater and atach a time mind to his hall and refase clock

"Computer end program."
*cts steps off the holo-deck back into a reality where ewm is dead

than cts006 wakes up from his nap and relise it all was real and the mind is 5min from detination.

*cts remains unworried since ewm is dead and he is cloacked in an un knwon loacation halucinating from too much bloodwine

the mind on cts006 ship is one min from detination.

if you could read you would know that is imposible

I am not ded man you blow up some one elss ship.

all of a sudin the min on cts006 hall depintate igniting the aniti mater cripaling cts006 ship with barly a nuff pawer for life suport.
 

*While watchin all this unfold, The Black Baron becomes confused to what is actually real and what isnt :o*

*Though he still remains in the shadow waiting and watching :D*

I dont understand the topic :wacko:  

Where is TIM! he needs in on this...

LMAO *ryan still laughing histerically* "i got you" "no you didn't i got you first"  :lol:  :lol:  

NO! i got you 1st!!!!! grrr.

right basicly ewm is dead, cts is cloaked and warping a way drinking blood wine, I'm the same just minus the cloak.

but all of a sudin ewm comes back from the grave kills Eufnoc.

The end

*The Black Baron is still watchin tho, and waiting lol. :P*

We Are Borg. :angry:

Resistance Is Futile.  :crybaby:

 :assimilate:  

ewm we are trying to kill you off as you are killing the topic off ;)

RedShirt arives on his SpaceMonkey 8000000000xTurbo and realizes that everyone is already dead

gunetic engonering has made bilions of coppy of ewm by ewms empier. SO THARE!!!

The universe unanimously elects me God.  BOW BEFORE ME!!!

::Smoerebroed flies by and wonders how many maniacs made it through galactic driver school and got a driving licence

*The Black Baron starts laughing histerically :D *


 

You shouldn't.  You voted for me!

Emmm I am god, as anyone in the Dominion :P  

And how do you know that I'm not i the dominion?  :P  

because what you just said didn't make sense lol :P  

can all gods wipe ewm out of existance (AGAIN) please.

Cause if you are in Dominion, you are a god or you arent, noone votes for you :P

red shirt u got klingon written all over u! :lol:

*a nearby wormhole opens and the resident prophets are  :assimilate: *

the borg now control multiple wormholes in the universe, many cubes and spheres land on y'all!!! mwahahahaha!

The Black Baron calls in his Gamma quadrant Jem Hadar bug ships and orders all of them to open fire on the borg!

everyone knows thath Zaphod Beeblebrox is president of the universe. YOU are just imposters. So and the Smoeranian rule supreme. hmm :dead:  

an epic battle ensues between the hordes of dominion bugs and borg. :2guns:  
slowly but surely the dominion are assimilated with bug ships joining me by the dozen!! :assimilate:
having found a wormhole leading to the gamma quadrant the borg send some ships over to gain a foothold and obtain resources. :borg:


your move  B)    

RedShirt (aka God) gets bored and changes the channel to MTV.

death to MTV and VH1 and the whole VIACOM concern; DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE MTV SUCKS!