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General => Small Talk => Topic started by: ewm90 on July 30, 2006, 03:08:27 AM



Title: A Good Joke
Post by: ewm90 on July 30, 2006, 03:08:27 AM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was
 > so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
 > and it won again.
 >
 > The local paper read: PASTOR'S A-S-S OUT FRONT
 >
 > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
 > the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
 >
 > The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
 > PASTOR'S A-S-S
 >
 > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
 > rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
 > nearby convent.
 >
 > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
 > the next day: NUN HAS BEST A-S-S IN TOWN
 >
 > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
 > rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
 >
 > The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A-S-S FOR $10
 >
 > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
 > the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
 >
 > The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A-S-S IS WILD AND
 > FREE
 >
 > The bishop was buried the next day.
 >
 > The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion
 > can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
 >
 > So be yourself and enjoy life ... Stop worrying about everyone
 > else's A-S-S and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
 >
 > Have a nice day!


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: Corey on July 30, 2006, 03:54:38 AM
thats the greatest long-joke i've ever heard xD.. Heres another one:

Whats the same about Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper?

A: They both fly around uranus getting rid of stuff you don't want


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: ewm90 on July 30, 2006, 04:13:50 AM
The joke is:

Whats the same about Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper?

A: They both fly around uranus getting rid of kling-ons.

Its a good joke.
 


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: Corey on July 30, 2006, 04:19:54 AM
oh, i miss-heard it xD... thanks


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: Rhaz on July 30, 2006, 07:42:43 AM
Wouldn't that be the federation not really Star Trek...that does that?


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: Eufnoc on July 30, 2006, 12:14:14 PM
and the romulands, and the cardie's and the dom, and the borg, i think they have all thought klingons in sol at some point lol


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: Jan on July 30, 2006, 12:46:49 PM
And you say germans have no sense of humor...  :P  


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: Lumpybob on July 31, 2006, 02:07:19 PM
i thought it was "what do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common"


Title: A Good Joke
Post by: ewm90 on July 31, 2006, 08:46:25 PM
You are corect it has ben a wile sens I have heard this joke