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Title: A Good Joke Post by: ewm90 on July 30, 2006, 03:08:27 AM The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was
> so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, > and it won again. > > The local paper read: PASTOR'S A-S-S OUT FRONT > > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered > the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. > > The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES > PASTOR'S A-S-S > > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get > rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a > nearby convent. > > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline > the next day: NUN HAS BEST A-S-S IN TOWN > > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get > rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. > > The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A-S-S FOR $10 > > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back > the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. > > The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A-S-S IS WILD AND > FREE > > The bishop was buried the next day. > > The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion > can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. > > So be yourself and enjoy life ... Stop worrying about everyone > else's A-S-S and you'll be a lot happier and live longer. > > Have a nice day! Title: A Good Joke Post by: Corey on July 30, 2006, 03:54:38 AM thats the greatest long-joke i've ever heard xD.. Heres another one:
Whats the same about Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper? A: They both fly around uranus getting rid of stuff you don't want Title: A Good Joke Post by: ewm90 on July 30, 2006, 04:13:50 AM The joke is:
Whats the same about Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper? A: They both fly around uranus getting rid of kling-ons. Its a good joke. Title: A Good Joke Post by: Corey on July 30, 2006, 04:19:54 AM oh, i miss-heard it xD... thanks
Title: A Good Joke Post by: Rhaz on July 30, 2006, 07:42:43 AM Wouldn't that be the federation not really Star Trek...that does that?
Title: A Good Joke Post by: Eufnoc on July 30, 2006, 12:14:14 PM and the romulands, and the cardie's and the dom, and the borg, i think they have all thought klingons in sol at some point lol
Title: A Good Joke Post by: Jan on July 30, 2006, 12:46:49 PM And you say germans have no sense of humor... :P
Title: A Good Joke Post by: Lumpybob on July 31, 2006, 02:07:19 PM i thought it was "what do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common"
Title: A Good Joke Post by: ewm90 on July 31, 2006, 08:46:25 PM You are corect it has ben a wile sens I have heard this joke
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