Star Trek Armada II: Fleet Operations

Just post all ur crap....


http://www.big-boys.com/articles/japanesesubway.html (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/japanesesubway.html)

http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05070104.html (http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05070104.html)

japanese subway.. i thought London underground was bad :lol:

second one... er strange :blink:  

i agree 1 funny, two wtf?!

well the train one is what realy haponds thare are just to meny pepal in japane.

Yeah it's that time again. And when the Nipponese go looking for lebensraum (if you'll forgive the mixed expression) time for the rest of the Far East to duck!

http://www.20q.net/ (http://www.20q.net/)


I found it very interesting...but carful! some ppl tend to dependency!  :P  

YEAH!  LOOOOL

I just found this one!

http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?bo...51208&f_id=1143 (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1143)

can't be asked to do 20Q but the "ladies and gentlkemen this is rock and roll" was funny

cm on! post some funny stuff!  :lol:

 

badgers (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/)
test your endurance how long can you stand this? :lol:  

Seen that already, thats just plain annyoing :S

thats the point, how long can you stand it :P  

man that takes me back to the hour before version 2 come out, the older members will remember it, i will look for it now.

I found it!!

the biggest spam topic of them all, made by me and many of the old school members, befor my spelling (kind of improved) before ewm, preator, rfo, when forpg was still about and aduc was active, i bring you
Eufnoc-italix-aduc War, Waiting for Beta 2, things get nasty (http://forum.fleetops.net/index.php?showtopic=352&st=30)

Also untill it went bad when preator and i decleared war on each other!

Worlds worst modder, ADUC VS EUFNOC- THE SHOW DOWN (http://forum.fleetops.net/index.php?showtopic=236&st=0)

ahh they where the times, i wish certain members would leave and old members come back, that way we could go back to the old times when forum fights where never heard off. You know that fight me and pd had was this forumsfirst forum fight.

should i go? if u dont like me to be on this board... maybe one of ur friends will come back and....  :(  ....  :cry:  *runsaway*

NBK don't go anywhere.Plus, you CAN'T leave! Once a FL-oper, always a FL-oper  :P  

OMG! He lives! We thought you'd never come back!

huh? me? oh hahaha
I've always been here....um.....yeah!
well I'm back an regular now. Been doing some more work on the music, and watchin over the forums to make sure no one's misbehaving ;)
"Rise of the Ciadan" (Ciadan) and "The Broken Dark" (Dominion) should be available for preview within the next week or two.

Yay :)
I'm really looking forward to the Ciadan soundtrack. Never thought somebody would ever make a soundtrack that fits that much to my lovely little Ciadan then what i heard so far :)
Let's look forward to v4 where they hopefully set their first step into the FO universe..
Ok, let's better look forward to v3 in the first place :P

I'm sure the dominion soundtrack will underline the dominion game experience much better then the federation soundtrack that is actually being played in my dev version  :huh:
looking forward to it! :)

I´ll NEVER go   MUHAHAHAHAHA    ;)  

(My Nick is TheOne ...not NBK....thats the short way of Natural Born Killaz. The multigameing clan i spend my time in.)

http://www.brainblog.de/page.php?p=media&t...ie&file=2CV.wmv (http://www.brainblog.de/page.php?p=media&type=movie&file=2CV.wmv)

^^

lol. i never liked that citroen ad, so annoying. that one was much better

lol i love them adverts and the, don't you just love it when things work! advetrs

i just saw the movie wrongfully accused http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120901/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120901/)
i thot it was silly funny i recamint it if your looking for a slap sic comity.

Behold...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/uss-legacy/Picture41.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/uss-legacy/Picture8.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/uss-legacy/Picture21.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/uss-legacy/Picture20.jpg)

wtf?? :wacko:  :lol:  

You've showed all those before, and if not you someone else.

lol @ the baseball clip!

here's a few links you might like!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/epilepsyr.shtml (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/epilepsyr.shtml)

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations.../isopod_450.jpg (http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02mexico/logs/oct13/media/isopod_450.jpg)

www.thehun.com :lol:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bush-bs.html (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bush-bs.html)

saved the best till last...

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html) :lol:  

first one... had me rolling on the floor convulsing :wacko: an i don't even have epilepsy :omg:
about that crab thing.... wtf :omg:  what the hell is that  :pirate:  :badgrin:
the last one... disturbing  :blink:  :x but funny none the less :D

dont drink and drive.
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beer_spill.jpg)

i think its time for a new computer.
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/computer_programmer.gif)

micdonalds
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/icecream_origins.jpg)

no indution needed
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/japanese.jpg)

good dog
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/kerrys_dog.jpg)

cat part 2
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/lion_cut2.jpg)

smoking coses more than canner this is a 19y old girl.
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/monkeybiz.jpg)

when you have played vido games to long.
(http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg)

i came across that picture of the 'crab' thing when i was looking up woodlice (don't ask), a woodlice problem was being discussed in a forum and someone said its when they grow THAT big they become a problem  :lol: if that happens to the little f***ers in my garden i'm fleeing lol!

also that last video goes out of sink towards the end :(  other than that pretty good. but whats with the guy who looks like he had just got scalpe? :lol:  

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ahhflash.html (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ahhflash.html)

whoh this it weird...Bacon

thats on weeblsstuff just like the badgers :P  

how bout this http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=floridavoting.wmv (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=floridavoting.wmv)

that is funny, thats a keeper. lol

i knew youd like that ewm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rayray.html (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rayray.html)
this it hard
 

it is difaclot i maneged to get a 'A' rank 17 moves on easy.

medium 41 try 3ed triy i got 23 moves i got a 'A' rating.

yah

i got a 'A' rating on hard with some help 25 moves.

lmao, i think the picture is the best one i found on this site, but if you check out the site its self its prettey funny.

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=535 (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=535)
http://eatliver.com/ (http://eatliver.com/)

Got it, too. Just by trying, memorizing and doing it once without mistakes. ;)

a cool joke

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
 

ROFL! :D

awsome simply awsome diffrences between work and prison

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers
 

thing to do at a corprate pow wow

1) Take notes in finger paint.

2) Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently.

3) At sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously. Apologize for your sinus condition.

4) Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"

5) Wear a disposable paper face mask. Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"

6) Check your watch very regularly, every 30 seconds or so.

7) Make a face like somebody beside you far*ed.

8) Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the _real_ reason this meeting has been called.

9) Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up. Apologize profusely.

10) Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

11) Complain loudly that your neighbor won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

12) Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you in the conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour later, have a different person deliver another one.

13) Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor's orders."

14) Roll your eyes at almost everything the boss says. If addressed directly, adopt a cowering posture and stammer pitifully as you reply. Ask that he or she "not hurt you anymore."

14) During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an org@sm.

15) Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

16) Every so often, duck under the table. Stare in horror. Pop back up and look real scared.

17) Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.

18) Take your temperature every so often with a candy thermometer.

19) Distribute free condoms before or after the meeting.

20) Make all the stereotyped facial expressions to indicate that you are a psychiatrist administering psychoanalysis to the speaker. Take notes furiously.

21) Bring a pitcher of non-alcoholic beer to the meeting. As the meeting progresses, start slurring your speech. Belch loudly. Tell your co-workers you can't help it. Start crying.

22) Have a timer that buzzes at intervals. When it goes off, take a pill from a pill case and gulp it down. If anyone asks, tell them it's to "prevent the seizures."

23) Lapse into a staring coma. Drool. Have a confederate wipe the spit from your lips, and say "It's pitiful. But what can you do?"

24) At opportune times, stick an inhaler in your ear. Inhale deeply.

25)Ask your neighbor, nearer the speaker, to trade places with you "so you can hear better." Gradually work your way up to the speaker. When you are as close as possible, stare up at them adoringly. After a while, change your expression to a frown, sigh heartbreakingly, and begin to stare into space.

26) Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.

27) Wear shades and carry a walkie-talkie with an earphone. Once in a while, quietly say a few words into it.

28) Bring a doughnut cushion and use it. If anybody asks, say that your hemorrhoids are really acting up this week. Offer to share it if they really need it. Be embarrassingly persistent in your offer. Offer to show them how bad they are.

29) Wear brightly-colored earmuffs. Explain that "my ears tend to get real cold at these meetings." Ask the speaker to please talk a little louder.

30) Stand up and start doing the Macarena. Forcibly wrestle yourself back into your chair. Look real embarrassed. Tell everybody "My doctor's appointment is tomorrow."

31) Bring a large box of Depends to the meeting. Stow them under the conference table. Explain to a neighbor: "Just in case."

32) Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"

33) Bring a few telephone books. Add a few to sit on, adjusting your seat height until the top of your head is exactly one-half inch higher than the speaker's. Explain that you sometimes have trouble seeing the presentation.

34) Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.

35) Play a game of jacks on the conference table. Explain that it helps you concentrate.

36) When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)

a funny loke about american predugiuce of the Arab arey people

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."
 

that is grate 5 stars. thanks for thge joke Cairo1.

haha!!! thats awesome, i liked that atchaly lol

> A little humor to brighten your day.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> WAL-MART APPLICATION
>
> This is an actual job application that a 75 year old
> senior citizen
> submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.
>
> They hired him because he was so funny.........you
> gotta love it!!!
>
> NAME: George Martin
>
> SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
> woman (or at least one
> that will cooperate)
>
> DESIRED POSITION:  Company's President or Vice
> President.  But seriously,
>
> whatever's available.  If I was in a position to be
> picky, I wouldn't be
> applying here in the first place.
>
> DESIRED SALARY:  $185,000 a year plus stock options
> and a Michael Ovitz
> style
> severance package.  If that's not possible, make an
> offer and we can
> haggle.
>
> EDUCATION:  Yes.
>
> LAST POSITION HELD:  Target for middle management
> hostility.
>
> PREVIOUS SALARY:  A lot less than I'm worth.
>
> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:  My incredible collection
> of stolen pens and
> post-it notes.
>
> REASON FOR LEAVING:  It sucked.
>
> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:  Any.
>
> PREFERRED HOURS:  1:30-3:30 p.m.  Monday, Tuesday,
> and Thursday.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:  Yes, but they're
> better suited to a
> more
> intimate environment.
>
> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:  If I had
> one, would I be here?
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
> PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
> UP
> TO 50 lbs.?:  Of what?
>
> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:  I think the more appropriate
> question here would be
> "Do
> you have a car that runs?"
>
> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR
> RECOGNITION?:  I may already be a
> winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes,
> so they tell me.
>
> DO YOU SMOKE?:  On the job - no!   On my breaks -
> yes!
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
> Living in the Bahamas
> with a
> fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who
> thinks I'm the
> greatest
> thing since sliced bread.  Actually, I'd like to be
> doing that now.
>
> NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
>
> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE
> TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> KNOWLEDGE?:  Oh yes, absolutely.
>  
> ***Old People Rock! ***


this guy got the job!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/Kzar/MCdonaldschicken.jpg)

(http://www.mobileguru.co.uk/Jokes/Iraq/images/iraq_mcdonalds_jpg.jpg)

(http://i611.com/img/mcdonalds/mcdonalds_06.jpg)

sary fordubal  posting i thot some one has posted after me, my mistake.

hehe nice pics!

(http://www.tokiotrading.co.jp/ZIPPO/exxon-2b.jpg)

(http://archives.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/10/03/exxon.fishermen.ap/story.valdez.ap.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9e/OilPoolFromValdezSpill.jpeg/250px-OilPoolFromValdezSpill.jpeg)

we are prowd to suport young seral killers. wallmart role back prices.
(http://www.uwm.edu/People/djhansen/index2%20pics/walmart%20buy.JPG)

why is a crashed oil tanka and oil spill funny?

i like the serial killers one.

it was to show haw irasposabule exxson is to help show haw funny making a liter is.

wallmart is allso irasposabul thay sold the amo to under age kids that used it to shoot up colambind.

about your sig if it looks to good to be trow it probly is.

exactly the same as the pc version, except you don't have to get 35 you only need 5

yeah liked the wallmart one :D

@eufnoc, and advertisment for a sig.... have you no shame!! :P  

no i don't and i still don't really find a huge diaster like this funny tbh? :mad:  

I wanna knife like that too :D

thinking about mass merder well wallmarts got you covered.

Ya know, while I was in Nanimo I saw a Klingon Bak'leth in a knife shop, I don't know the proper spelling but it cost I think 150 bucks and it was nice, it'd be a strange murder weapon though. :P

I brought a 10 inch knife in a discount shop down our main street, i have serveal nun chucks and i should be getting my Rifel soon.

hehe Duck and Cover! Duck and cover!!!

http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951 (http://www.archive.org/details/DuckandC1951)

Probabely where it should have been ....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/Wrath231/datadance3.gif)

http://www.nata2.info/humor/pictures/americans.gif (http://www.nata2.info/humor/pictures/americans.gif)

Hehe, I already saw this somewhere :D

amusing bush picher

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/...sh_precious.jpg (http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/Q/bush_precious.jpg)

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/im.../blbushdude.htm (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushdude.htm)
coming in 2007

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/gr...ogleresults.jpg (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/french_googleresults.jpg) upps

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/gr..._spacealien.jpg (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_spacealien.jpg)
thats haw he won!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/gr...ds_simpsons.jpg (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/cheney_edwards_simpsons.jpg) channy looks yelo

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/gr...addam_rummy.jpg (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_rummy.jpg)
Donald Rumsfeld shakes hands with Saddam Hussein in Baghdad in 1983 (actual photo)

(http://www.em-graphics.com/bush.jpg)

(http://www.em-graphics.com/bushvaca.jpg)

REVIVAL!!!!

SpikedHumor.com » Stop Motion - "Kaboom" » SpikedHumor.com (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/117233/Stop_Motion_Kaboom.html)

This was before my time, but did ewm say that he found natural disasters and easy access to ammo funny?

errr...


Anyway, US GOVT SUES WATCH


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Posted on: August 02, 2007, 09:16:04 pm

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More, you say?


Source: http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL0220873020070802?feedType=RSS (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL0220873020070802?feedType=RSS)
Posted on: August 02, 2007, 09:21:24 pm

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The "Monkey Steals Peach" technique...

(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n312/FOSF_RedShirt/Monkey_steals_peach.jpg)