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General => Small Talk => Topic started by: ewm90 on July 25, 2004, 02:39:05 AM



Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: ewm90 on July 25, 2004, 02:39:05 AM
:lol: haw to you get a on armed blond out of a tree?

wave at her :blush:  


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: auron on July 25, 2004, 09:05:51 PM
lolololololololololololololololol heeeheeeheee i know 1



k, so there were 2 blondes and they were in a car, they drove up to a building, locked the doorw and got out. they went inside and one of the blondes says: " oh no! it's going to rain and my keys are in the car!"
The other says: why, whats wrong?
Blonde #1 says: i left the top down


i think thats how it goes... i'm not quite sure, if any1 else knows it please add another post saying what it actually is. pls and thnx


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: startrek47 on July 26, 2004, 03:44:24 PM
15 people were hanging from a building, 14 blonds and 1 brunette. If one person fell, everyone else would be saved. The Brunette said "I'll fall and save us all." The blondes clapped.  


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: KL0K on July 26, 2004, 04:48:37 PM
why is the BMW the most picked car of blonde people?

cause they can spell it without problems... :D


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: ewm90 on July 26, 2004, 07:37:47 PM
i cant sell well but i am not blond lol.

heres a nuther, a blond over hear from a grop of pepal bonds are so dumn.
so she seys no we are not!
thay say, o ya whats the capital of america?

she says duh! "A"
and wolks a whay feeling smart.  


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: KL0K on July 26, 2004, 08:00:51 PM
lol

why are the most blondes immune to BSE

cause it would need a brain... :D


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: ewm90 on July 26, 2004, 08:18:22 PM
haw menny blonds dus it take to chage a lite bolb? 100 one to hold the lite bolb 99 to tern the hous arwand.

a nuther varyashon i have herd of this joke:

haw duss a blond chage a lite bolb grabs the lite bolb and exspects the warld to revolve arawnd her.


Title: Good Blond Jokes
Post by: ewm90 on July 28, 2004, 04:43:20 AM
how do you kill a blond?

put a scachin sniff sticker at the botam of a full swiming pool.